Comments | chopstix2: Euphoric

chopstix2

Euphoric

Jun 26, 2006 01:08

I've been on somethingawful. Reading the porn reviews. These are my favorite sentences.

"Reiko fails to convince the gay guy to have sex with her and switches identities to instead have sex with a guy inside a cardboard box full of inflatable sex toys while an old woman moans on a toilet. Holy shit I wish that sentence weren't true."

Comments 2

death_angel7 June 26 2006, 10:54:10 UTC

hahahaha

Donkey Punch death_angel7 June 28 2006, 15:44:57 UTC

Things take a turn for the dramatic in the third scene, which features Alex Divine. Divine's mascara begins running tearfully within seconds so that she looks like some bizarre cross between Amy Poehler and Tammy Faye. The male actor in the scene relentlessly gags, punches, slaps, steps on and otherwise abuses Divine throughout the scene. He also slaps her stomach really hard at several different points and Divine very obviously does not like this. By the halfway mark Divine hates her contractual obligation. She's wincing, getting bitchy and just generally not being a team player when it comes to slapping and hitting her during sex. Finally, during the donkey punching finale, she starts screaming and demands they stop filming as the guy is donkey punching her in the head ( ... )