2 things i like about school:

1. they offer a class called "yoga: look better naked"
2. you walk down the street and in the store window it says HEY KIDS COME GET NEAT SHOES MADE BY SOMEONE PAID A DECENT LIVING WAGE, NOT FROM A SWEATSHOP IN INDONESIA

IT IS 16 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND I AM TOO SCARED TO LEAVE MY ROOM FOR FEAR OF THE WISCONSIN PHENOMENON WHERE YOU CHECK THE WEATHER AND IT SAYS 35 DEGREES BUT FEELS LIKE 25 SO IS IT GOIG TO FEEL LIKE 6

so i knew i wasn't going to be home for rosh hashana (jewish new year,) yom kippur, and thanksgiving. but now i just found out i have to be in madison for ALL of hannukah i am cryinnnnnng

i officially have 2 days left in los angeles. hello beautiful new home

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life is wonderful

i have to pack up my whole room and i really don't want to but whatever, it's spring break so everyone get your greens together and meet at MY HOUSE

my planets are soooooo unaligned right now

i've known you too long for you to leave!
i haven't known you long enough for you to leave!

i'm ALWAYS in the slowest lane on the freeway

one of my managers at work has the most xtreme case of dog on earth!!! my schedule in life is whizzack