so i tried to get a job at a particular establishment... they made me take a personality test, which was ok at first. i got rejected on account of being "very short tempered, and an excessively angry disposition." so when he told me to not bother comming in there ever again, i told him to go fuck a goat... its so hard finding decent employment.

if at first you dont succede... no wait...
when in doubt... no...
a wise man once said... hrm...
fuck it, get a sledge hammer!

you know what i'm getting tired of? these god damn save africa "we aren't asking for your money we're asking for your voice" commercials. first off they get all these big celebrities to tell you about it as if you didn't know it was a problem unless a celebrity tells you. 2nd i would really like to know how my voice ends poverty. give me a fucking ( Read more... )

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This is a song for the ladies ( Read more... )

The Internet is Mightier than the Tactical Nuke!

commercials use sex to sell things; why cant they use violence and bad language too ( Read more... )

where did this sudden fear of germs come from in this country? have you noticed this? the media constantly doing stories about the latest infections? e colie, hantavirus, west nile? and americans panic so easily, so now everybody's running around, scrubbing this, spraying that, overcooking their food, and repeatedly washing their hands; trying to ( Read more... )

since huff hasnt done it yet, i suppose ill inform the world of the latest catastrophe ( Read more... )

earlier this morning, taco bob of real rock stated the following ( Read more... )