tonight, for your viewing pleasure, i feel ill leave some koans, buddhist sayings and questions meant to inspire thought and contemplation ( Read more... )

wow, id figgered someone would have something whitty to respond with, or at the very least attempt to tell me im a misguided soul, or what have you. but no, not a damn thing. as usual, i dont think anybody even read it. my attempt at stirring up a ruckus fails yet again ( Read more... )

so, beings no one ever replies to my banter, ill stir up some ruckus. god doesnt exist. there i said it. i mean, on what basis does he exist? the bible? whose to say some guy, well call him John, just felt like whippin up some fairy tales? i mean, he coulda been like... aesops great great granddad. and his moms aunts sisters second cousins nephews ( Read more... )

you know, such few songs have such an impending sense of doom as mussorgsky's "night on bald mountain". you know the one im talking about. on fantasia, the very last song, with the ghosts flying all over the place, and the giant satan dude on the mountain. and his giant bat wings are flailin everywhere as the living rock is consumed by the ( Read more... )

Now, dear children, pay attention ( Read more... )

"If there is a solution, there's no need to worry, and if there is no solution, there's no use for worrying." -Dalai Lama

What is a cult ( Read more... )

so, i wake up to banging on my door. then some extremely obese woman feels it necessary to let herself in as im approaching the look hole clad in boxers. she steps inside says "quarterly inspection" glances around the livingroom i go back to my bedroom and start stashing guinness bottles. maybe she checks the kitchen, i dont know. but not 20 ( Read more... )

precisely how much is a "bushel?"

it doesnt matter, because no one reads this anyway. so. cheers and fuck humanity!

t(''t)

a few selections for your viewing pleasure ( Read more... )