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[choru]

Ehhhhh. Here again!? But I don't wanna be back! Big bro finally let me touch his tits and I won the World Cup! More importantly, does that mean I was sleeping since last time? Oh no! Nobody drew on my face while I was asleep, right?

[ Actually yes, there are eyes painted on his eyelids along with a mustache and Englandbrows. ]

Comments

[blacknredrabbit]

A cup for the world?

[choru]

Only the qualifying nations! Big bro wasn't good enough since I'm so much cooler than him!

[blacknredrabbit]

...Nations?

[Definitely not following.]

[choru]

Countries like me! I'm Korea! By the way, whose citizen are you?

[blacknredrabbit]

[...]

You're weird. Well for one thing I belong to no one.

And what's a country anyways?

[choru]

Eh? You don't know about us? I'm a country! Well, it's also my home and land and people and everything! Korea is the best country of them all -- that's why I'm so cool!

[blacknredrabbit]

...Really now?

So do you rule over a place or something?

[choru]

I still have a boss but I do whatever I want back home! I'm influential -- that started in me!

[blacknredrabbit]

...Sounds nice, I guess.

Korea, was it?

[choru]

That's right, I'm Korea! It's all true! By the way, what's your name?

[blacknredrabbit]

...Alice.

[choru]

Alice! If you don't belong to anybody, then I'll take you as one of my citizens! From now on, you're Korean!

[blacknredrabbit]

What?

I don't want to be 'Korean'. Is that some sort of name you give to people below you?

[choru]

It's what my citizens are called! They're the best in the world! Haven't you heard of my most famous citizens? BoA, Rain, Confucius, Young Deuk Lim...

[blacknredrabbit]

[Orly now?]

No is no.

[choru]

Eh!? You haven't heard about them? Well, it's okay! Since you're Korean now, you'll know about them soon!