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[choru]

Guess whaaaaat? It's my birthday! I'm over two thousand years old today! Since you can't fit that many candles on a cake, you can just put one candle for each century!

...Hey, where is the cake?

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[blacknredrabbit]

Two thousand?

...

[Must be a lie.]

[choru]

No, no! I said over two thousand!

[blacknredrabbit]

...

Whatever.

[choru]

You're not surprised? Not even a little?

[ HIS ANTICS AREN'T WORKING WHAT. ]

[gesangvoll]

I hadn't expected you to be that old. [Not saying happy birthday yet or offering a cake.]

[choru]

You're shocked... I look so young, it can't be helped!

[gesangvoll]

[he's not going to mention Korea's behavior, either, because Austria is a classy kind of guy. He'll just be keeping those rude thoughts to himself.]

Well, yes. I would not have said that if I were expecting you to be this old.

[choru]

Heh! Even you're surprised... So?

[love_lostomates]

[...So. Guess who isn't very happy with you?

...Yeah. That's right.]

...It's your birthday, Korea?

[choru]

[ W-Well, obviously that guy is lying...! ]

You didn't know, lil' bro?

[love_lostomates]

[...C:]

I didn't! Just like I didn't know who won the World Cup!

But it's okay, Corea! Because a really nice friend of mine just came back here and told me who won.

[Smile smile smile oh you are so dead.]

[choru]

[ Oh. My. GOD. Abort! Abort! ]

Y-Yeah? He told you that I won, right?

[codenamehero]

*... Let's assume this happens after he got normal. lol Shows him a picture of a cake - the one that looks like it popped right out of Charlie Brown comics - and smiilees*

There you go!

[choru]

[ WTF AMERICA. Changing your sex as you please and showing cake pictures without the real thing. He now knows why his big bro thinks you Westerners are insane! ]

Er, I can't eat that...

[codenamehero]

You just asked 'where is the cake'! You never said anything about eating one, you silly goose!

*HEROIC LAUGH.*

[choru]

You can't put candles on that!