010 | Dream
Warnings: Extreme OOCness of the other characters portrayed in the dream. TL;DR of the crack kind.
Dream effect: You will feel BEAUTIFUL! FABULOUS! WONDERFUL! AKA like a winner and all your dreams have come true.
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Korea knocks on the door before entering. He knows how violent his brother can be and when hot woks are involved, there's no telling how careful you have to be! "Big brooooo! Do you have my envelope? I thought since I've been such a--"
"Korea!" And the pony-tailed man behind the wok whips around immediately and dashes straight for his brother. He embraces Korea, rubbing against him violently. "What good younger brother!"
Korea wraps his arms around his brother cautiously. If this is all a big joke... "Big...bro?"
"Very good all year long! Favorite little brother!"
Well in that case... Korea smiles so brightly it glitters, a perfect knock off of Byung Hun. "I've been good, haven't I? What about giving me calligraphy for Christmas, big bro? ★"
"No, Korea-San!" A voice yells dramatically, and then Japan throws himself at Korea from behind. "Please...take my samurai. They rightfully belong to you!"
Korea looks behind, only to see Taiwan and Hong Kong pushing Japan off of him.
"Don't listen to him! Take my breasts!" Taiwan shouts, beginning to undo her top.
"No. Take mine." Hong Kong undoes his shirt immediately.
"Not his! I love you more! Oh, Korea~ So handsome!"
"Korea-san! If it will please you...please take mine!"
"Quiet! All you, quiet! I love favorite little brother most! Korea take my breasts!"
Korea begins to cry. Is this the real life? "I'm so happy...!"
At that moment, America, Austria, and Hungary crash into the room. America has the two "backing him up". Or so Korea thought. Instead, he runs up to Korea and starts shaking his hand. "Hey, aren't you that super famous Korean actor? Your stage name is Hero, right? I was thinking you could act in Hollywood! You know, headline all my biggest blockbusters!"
"Actor? I'm Korea..." he says slowly, his siblings still attached and trying to become one with him.
"No way! Korea? My bad! Hey, great timing! You know, it's really tough being a hero and I just don't think I'm cool enough for it! That's why from now on, you get to be the hero! And I'll back you up!" America flashes his signature smile and gives Korea a thumbs up.
Korea thinks about it before grinning widely. Maybe... Just maybe he can pass off as a celebrity. "Actually, I'm a celebrity as well!"
America slaps his hand against his forehead. "Seriously? Aww, man! I knew it! Hey, I want to buy all your merchandise right now! Don't you have t-shirts or coffee mugs or something? Oh and hey! Another thing! I think you should host World Cup...every year!"
"America!" Austria interrupts rather prudishly. "Is that really necessary?"
"Hey, no problem!" America assures. "Korea is the coolest out of all of us, right? Hey, why don't you host the Olympics, too? Winter and regular! And the Grammy's! I don't need them!"
Austria scoffs and crosses his arms. America motions to Korea who leans in with his siblings. America whispers in Korea's ear: "You can host the International Piano Competition in Seoul from now on."
That's when Austria snaps.
"Absolutely not!"
"What are you going to do about it, huh?"
"Favorite little brother deserve international fame! Very good, very good!"
"Yes, Korea-San has worked hard for this..."
"I..." Austria begins to turn red in the face. "I challenge you!"
"Oh, Roderich. It's okay. Korea will do a much better job of the International Piano Competitions! Oh, his dramas are so good...!"
Austria rips his coat and does cartwheels towards Korea will all the fury of Chopin rage he can muster without a piano. Korea waves his siblings off in a split second, rushing in to deliver a Tae Kwon Punch right to Austria's jaw. Austria falls backwards dramatically, crushing a hole in the wall.
"I...lost..." Austria stands up, half-dead. He stumbles toward Korea before collapsing. "You win... Hero. Mozart...is yours."
Korea strikes a winning pose, smiling again so that his teeth sparkle. "The Hero wins yet again! ★"
China, Japan, Taiwan, and Hong Kong squeeze Korea tightly, America and Hungary cheering for his victory loudly, right when--
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Korea wakes up happily with a small smile. "It ended too soon..."