Comments | chose_death: TEXT/BULLETIN ✍ 004 --> PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

chose_death

TEXT/BULLETIN ✍ 004 --> PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

Nov 14, 2010 12:00

[The following is a public bulletin, posted to everyone's Dreamberry in Somarium from the SCPD (Somarium City Police Department).]

The statue in Espoir Village Square and its underlying tunnels are now under police jurisdiction. There will be no more unauthorized adventures or trespassers to either of these places under any circumstances ( Read more... )

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Text || Translated. Yay. punchesbards November 15 2010, 01:38:07 UTC

Thank you for making my next trip to the fountain more interesting, Inspector.

Text chose_death November 15 2010, 06:39:29 UTC

Then apparently I have missed my mark. I was aiming to make it less interesting in the form of 'improbability.'

quick ooc question bottleblueyes November 15 2010, 04:11:20 UTC

So we can still get into the tunnels or investigate around the statue? Or would all struggles result in failure?

Just curious. ^_^

quick ooc response chose_death November 15 2010, 04:19:46 UTC

It's possible, but you will inevitably have to sneak past the police and possibly struggle against them. IF you are spotted, or if the struggle is overt, you will probably be sought out for some charges against you.

... Well. If there are good witnesses to what you guys do.

text bottleblueyes November 15 2010, 05:09:03 UTC

How do we get authorization?

text chose_death November 15 2010, 06:59:51 UTC

Authorization vouchers are unavailable for the public. You may leave this matter to the police.

Anonymous Text scientize November 15 2010, 05:38:10 UTC

Oh Inspector Javert, I just love the way you type. So commanding!

Text chose_death November 15 2010, 06:58:02 UTC

Indeed, you would be the first. I must question your sound judgment for it.

Anonymous Text scientize November 15 2010, 06:59:12 UTC

What are you doing tonight, handsome?

Text chose_death November 15 2010, 17:12:38 UTC

Your taste is also in question.

[The text is followed up with,]

Well, let me see: At six o'clock I must oversee the tunnel entry site. At seven o'clock I must ensure that Pace has thrown away all of the greetings I have received in the past week. At eight o'clock I will sup, so long as a handful of gutter snipes do not return to vandalize government property before then. This would be the third night in a row.

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Text chose_death November 16 2010, 03:50:48 UTC

Would you include young children in that group? And women, young and old? What of invalids? I will have none of them face an early death at the hands of an underground labyrinth.

I do not care if you are an athlete, or if police jurisdiction is an inconvenience to you, Monsieur. The police service has a duty to preserve public order and safety. We will continue to do so regardless of your expert opinion.