Epic Fail - The Pwning of Zelos Wilder - Voice Post

[chosen_in_pink]

Zelos! OI! Get the hell out of the bathroom!

Just a minute!

A minute's going to stretch into five and then ten! C'mon you stupid chosen, get a move on!

Will you relax Lopmon? It's not like anythings going to--WHOA!

[Sounds of smashing, crashing, falling materials and a loud OW! rocks the D-Comm]

... what the hell was that?Hurt... pain....

Comments

[ninja_banshee]

....

Did you just trip and fall in the shower?

[chosen_in_pink]

He did. And he's bleeding from the nose.

I gotta say, I'm surprised Zelos managed to get away with only that. I thought his nose was broken.

Nobthy can thake th chofen of mawa down fwr long!

Zelos, stop talking while you've got tissue shoved in your nose. You just sound stupid.

[ninja_banshee]

... Ha-ha! Now is the time to point and laugh!

Let me go get the first aid kit.

[chosen_in_pink]

Nob Fuddy!

Head back, dummy.

[klutzy_maiden]

Zelos! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you need help?

[chosen_in_pink]

Zelos will be fine, but he's being a baby about it. Poor shlub fell in the shower and completely upheaved a drawer on his head.

His nose is bleeding but I figure -- HEAD BACK, DUMMY! - it'll stop soon. Don't think he's bleeding but y'know, Epic Faceplant and all.

[klutzy_maiden]

How'd he fall? Did he just slip? I hope he gets better soon!

[middlecrazyname]

How'd you manage THAT?

[chosen_in_pink]

I didn't see it myself, but I'm sure the idiot just slipped on the bottom of the shower and tried to grab something in mid fall.

At least that's what his prone position suggested anyhow. Epic Faceplant.

[middlecrazyname]

Heh, well, some cotton to stop the bleeding should take care of it. The wounded pride, though? Alcohol?