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[chosen_weapon]

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man

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[tune_me_out]

Of COURSE I'm your first mate! Duh! And yes, Allen definitely has a heart of gold, bumbling though he may be as a cabin boy. Um... Kala pursues your ship. Ruthlessly. Without ruth. Wow, that's funny.