&answering machine

[chosenfake]

"Is this thing recording? [...] Um, you've reached Luke fon Fabre. If you're listening to this it means I'm not here right now. Just leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can. If it's urgent, just come find me. I'm probably at the restaurant or busy doing something at home."

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