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[There is a thump, because Mrs. Cow decided to sit down, and Kenny is now firmly on top. Mooo]

Summon the King!

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[chosered]

[Kenny clambers over the cow and the cow moos, but otherwise doesn't get up. He then looks at Tamaki]

I have subdued the Cretan Bull! Now you may sacrifice him to Hera!

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Sacrifice... a nice... cute... cow...

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Regrettably, Hera's busy.

[chosered]

Then to Poseidon!

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He's napping!

[chosered]

Are you afraid to sacrifice this Bull?

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NO! No... no... nooooooooooooooooooooo...

[chosered]

I could do it for you, your majesty.

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No! It's... just a bad day! The omens... the auspices... why, just today, I woke up with a disheveled lock on my forehead, and based on the intricate pattern of these menacing less-than-perfect hairs, the wise men realized the gods would not want to hear from us today ~~~~

[chosered]

...it's true that often the gods do sent omens in the shape of...normal everyday things.

[Moo]

I will bring this beast to you anyway.

[sparkling_by]

Are you implying such a tragedy literally falling on the head of your illustrious king is normal?

[chosered]

...you're not my king.