collabs...don't work.
this was SUPPOSED to be ouran high school host club x super junior fic parody. me, applesnapple412 , wookism , and just_dropit decided to collab! we were excited!
writing it didn't exactly work out lmao...and this resulted.
mainly from applesnapple412 being higher than a fucking planeeeee
C/P'ED WORD FOR WORD FROM THE GOOGLE DOC WE USED. italics are my comments lmao
I WOULD COLOR CODE WHO WROTE WHAT BUT I HAVE NO IDEA
so it started out okay...
Ryeowook wondered if he had done anything wrong that week, thinking back to various events that had occurred that would have lead to karma (biting him in the ass idek how to phrase this). Maybe it was because he had ran into that girl last week when he was late for class and he wasn’t really looking at where he was going, or maybe it was because he had accidentally dropped his carton of milk the day before.
He must have done something wrong, because here he was now staring at a mess of shattered glass and puddles of water.
“Oh. Oh wow. This might be an issue,” Zhou Mi said, looking at the mess on the carpet thoughtfully.
“He’s going to get bitched out,” Kyuhyun said, leaning on Zhou Mi’s shoulder. “Hopefully Kibum doesn’t punish him too much.”
Ryeowook continue staring balefully at priceless shattered glass and running through a thousand different excuses and strategies to run out of the door in his mind
“Uh oh...” Sungmin stood next to Siwon, holding his stuffed bunny close. “Kibum won’t be happy with this, will he, Siwon?”
“No,” Siwon replied. AND THEN HE MADE UNICORNS MAGICALLY APPEAR (out of his eyebrows) AND THEN KIBUM CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE “WTF” AND THEN DONGHAE CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE “OMG ;O;” AND THEN RYEOWOOK WAS ALL LIKE “I’M SORRY” AND THEN DONGHAE’S ALL LIKE “IT’S OKAY HAY YOU CAN WORK FOR US” AND THEN RYEOWOOK’S LIKE “...AS WHAT.” AND THEN DONGHAE’S ALL LIKE “LIKE HOST CLUB DESU HAIHAI” AND THEN RYEOWOOK’S LIKE “....UH OK.” AND THEN DONGHAE’S LIKE “OMG STRIP.” AND THEN RYEOWOOK’S LIKE “....”
and then we got stuck.
...AND THEN THEY FUCK IN DONGHAE’S ROOM.
AND THEN ANNE GETS HIT BY LIGHTNING AND DIES. the end. (no1curr) ia, no1curr
GET THE FUCK OUT HEECHUL NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU STOP LAUGHING. idek where this came from
NO AND THEN HEECHUL SPIES ON HAEWOOK AND TAKES PICS OF THEM AND BLACKMAILS THEM KEKEKEKE AND THE KYUHYUN’S LIKE “HAY I’LL USE MAH COMP HACKING SKILLZ TO FIND OUT WHO THIS TRAITOR/STALKER IS” AND ZHOU MI’S ALL LIKE “OMG BAGS” AND THEN KIBUM’S LIKE “I AM DA BETTER HACKER” AND THEN KYUHYUN’S LIKE “NUH UH” AND THEN KIBUMS’ LIKE “UH HUH” AND THEN KYUHYUN IS LIKE “I BEAT YOU IN STARCRAFT GTFO” AND THEN KYUHYUN FINDS OUT IT’S HEECHUL AND IT’S AN ALL OUR WAR AND THEN KYU AND HEECHUL MAKE GANGS KEKEKEKE. AND THEN KIBUM’S LIKE “OMG SADFACE READS NEWSPAPER” AND HANGENG IS ALL LIKE “AWKWARD TURTLE FRIED RICE KEKEKE” AND YESUNG’S LIKE “OMG TURTLESSSS”
AND THEN SHINDONG GOES AND SITS ON HEECHUL AND IS ALL LIKE “WTF DICK MOVE DUDE DICK MOVE” AND HEECHUL’S LIKE “OMFG GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME” AND DONGHAE’S LIKE “AREN’T I YOUR FAVORITE DONGSAENG SOBS” AND THEN RYEOWOOK’S LIKE “OMG HYUNG IT’S OKAY I WILL BE HERE FOR YOU AND COOKING FOR YOU PRZ EAT MY FOOD I CAN MAKE GONGBAO CHICKEN KEKEKE” AND THEN KYU’S LIKE “OMFG STARCRAFT > FOOD” AND THEN HENRY’S LIKE “OMG THIS NEVER HAPPENS IN CANADA WTF” AND THEN ZHOU MI’S LIKE “...HAHA” AND THEN EUNHYUK COMES BACK AND IS LIKE “HAY RYEOWOOK WHAT’S UP” AND DONGHAE’S LIKE “OMFG GTFO D<” AND FALCON PUNCHES HIM.
OH YEAH AND THEN KANGIN FLIES IN AND IS ALL LIKE “OMFG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE LEETEUK IS GOING TO BE PISSED AT ME WTF GUYS” AND THEN LEETEUK COMES IN WITH BAGS OF FOOD AND IS ALL LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN” AND KYUHYUN’S ALL LIKE “WTF DUDE I’M NOT YOUR CHILD” AND THEN ZHOU MI’S ALL LIKE “OMG KYU LET’S MAKE BABIES KEKEKE” AND THEN SUNGMIN’S LIKE “OMG IF YOU GUYS MAKE BABIES CAN I PICK OUT CLOTHES FOR THEM” AND THEN KYU’S LIKE “OMFG NO WTF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE THEM WEAR PINK GTFO” AND THEN SIWON’S LIKE “YEAH DON’T” AND THEN HAN GENG THE FRIED RICE IS LIKE “OMG HEECHUL WTF DON’T EAT ME WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS SOBS” AND THEN KIBUM BEING THE SMARTASS HE IS MAKES A POTION THAT TURNS HANGENG FROM FRIED RICE TO HUMAN AND THEN HAN GENG’S ALL LIKE “HEEEHEE YAY” AND HEECHUL’S ALL LIKE “HEY BITCH MAKE ME FRIED RICE.”
AND THEN THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. SIWON SHOOTS UNICORNS OUT OF HIS EYEBROWS, SUNGMIN LOVES ON SAID UNICORNS. QMI GOES AND MAKES BABIES, POSSIBLY, HAEWOOK UM ARE VERY BUSY. LEETEUK AND KANGIN GO BACK TO WHEREVER THEY WERE CAUSE THEY’RE LIKE “OMFG CHILDREN = TOO HARD TO HANDLE” HENRY GOES BACK TO CANADA CAUSE HE’S ALL LIKE “OMFG KOREA = TOO HARD TO HANDLE” BUT COMES BACK ANYWAY CAUSE YESUNG’S LIKE “NOOO DON’T LEAVE OMG WE NEED YOUR ENGLISH SKILLZ PRZ HELP ME FIND COOL QUOTE THAT I CAN PUT ON TWITTER” AND HENRY’S ALL LIKE “OKAY BUT NO1CURR ABOUT IT CAUSE THEY FIGURE YOU PROBABLY GOOGLED IT” AND THEN SHINDONG’S LIKE “OMG LET’S GO EAT DUMPLINGS.”
KIBUM IS STILL READING HIS NEWSPAPER. AND EUNHYUK SITS ON HIM FROM TIME TO TIME ASKING HIM IF HIS HAIR IS COOL. CAUSE YOU KNOW, IT’S RED AND ALL AND KIBUM’S ALL LIKE “no1curr”.
FIN.
P.S. QMI BABIES. QMI. BABIES BABBBIESSSSS. CHILD BEARING HIPS = BABIES OKAY.
THE END.
P.P.S. yesung likes turtles okay and no1curr he’s bored anyway
:D
holy. shisus.
writing it didn't exactly work out lmao...and this resulted.
mainly from applesnapple412 being higher than a fucking planeeeee
C/P'ED WORD FOR WORD FROM THE GOOGLE DOC WE USED. italics are my comments lmao
I WOULD COLOR CODE WHO WROTE WHAT BUT I HAVE NO IDEA
so it started out okay...
Ryeowook wondered if he had done anything wrong that week, thinking back to various events that had occurred that would have lead to karma (biting him in the ass idek how to phrase this). Maybe it was because he had ran into that girl last week when he was late for class and he wasn’t really looking at where he was going, or maybe it was because he had accidentally dropped his carton of milk the day before.
He must have done something wrong, because here he was now staring at a mess of shattered glass and puddles of water.
“Oh. Oh wow. This might be an issue,” Zhou Mi said, looking at the mess on the carpet thoughtfully.
“He’s going to get bitched out,” Kyuhyun said, leaning on Zhou Mi’s shoulder. “Hopefully Kibum doesn’t punish him too much.”
Ryeowook continue staring balefully at priceless shattered glass and running through a thousand different excuses and strategies to run out of the door in his mind
“Uh oh...” Sungmin stood next to Siwon, holding his stuffed bunny close. “Kibum won’t be happy with this, will he, Siwon?”
“No,” Siwon replied. AND THEN HE MADE UNICORNS MAGICALLY APPEAR (out of his eyebrows) AND THEN KIBUM CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE “WTF” AND THEN DONGHAE CAME OVER AND WAS LIKE “OMG ;O;” AND THEN RYEOWOOK WAS ALL LIKE “I’M SORRY” AND THEN DONGHAE’S ALL LIKE “IT’S OKAY HAY YOU CAN WORK FOR US” AND THEN RYEOWOOK’S LIKE “...AS WHAT.” AND THEN DONGHAE’S ALL LIKE “LIKE HOST CLUB DESU HAIHAI” AND THEN RYEOWOOK’S LIKE “....UH OK.” AND THEN DONGHAE’S LIKE “OMG STRIP.” AND THEN RYEOWOOK’S LIKE “....”
and then we got stuck.
...AND THEN THEY FUCK IN DONGHAE’S ROOM.
AND THEN ANNE GETS HIT BY LIGHTNING AND DIES. the end. (no1curr) ia, no1curr
GET THE FUCK OUT HEECHUL NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU STOP LAUGHING. idek where this came from
NO AND THEN HEECHUL SPIES ON HAEWOOK AND TAKES PICS OF THEM AND BLACKMAILS THEM KEKEKEKE AND THE KYUHYUN’S LIKE “HAY I’LL USE MAH COMP HACKING SKILLZ TO FIND OUT WHO THIS TRAITOR/STALKER IS” AND ZHOU MI’S ALL LIKE “OMG BAGS” AND THEN KIBUM’S LIKE “I AM DA BETTER HACKER” AND THEN KYUHYUN’S LIKE “NUH UH” AND THEN KIBUMS’ LIKE “UH HUH” AND THEN KYUHYUN IS LIKE “I BEAT YOU IN STARCRAFT GTFO” AND THEN KYUHYUN FINDS OUT IT’S HEECHUL AND IT’S AN ALL OUR WAR AND THEN KYU AND HEECHUL MAKE GANGS KEKEKEKE. AND THEN KIBUM’S LIKE “OMG SADFACE READS NEWSPAPER” AND HANGENG IS ALL LIKE “AWKWARD TURTLE FRIED RICE KEKEKE” AND YESUNG’S LIKE “OMG TURTLESSSS”
AND THEN SHINDONG GOES AND SITS ON HEECHUL AND IS ALL LIKE “WTF DICK MOVE DUDE DICK MOVE” AND HEECHUL’S LIKE “OMFG GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME” AND DONGHAE’S LIKE “AREN’T I YOUR FAVORITE DONGSAENG SOBS” AND THEN RYEOWOOK’S LIKE “OMG HYUNG IT’S OKAY I WILL BE HERE FOR YOU AND COOKING FOR YOU PRZ EAT MY FOOD I CAN MAKE GONGBAO CHICKEN KEKEKE” AND THEN KYU’S LIKE “OMFG STARCRAFT > FOOD” AND THEN HENRY’S LIKE “OMG THIS NEVER HAPPENS IN CANADA WTF” AND THEN ZHOU MI’S LIKE “...HAHA” AND THEN EUNHYUK COMES BACK AND IS LIKE “HAY RYEOWOOK WHAT’S UP” AND DONGHAE’S LIKE “OMFG GTFO D<” AND FALCON PUNCHES HIM.
OH YEAH AND THEN KANGIN FLIES IN AND IS ALL LIKE “OMFG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE LEETEUK IS GOING TO BE PISSED AT ME WTF GUYS” AND THEN LEETEUK COMES IN WITH BAGS OF FOOD AND IS ALL LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN” AND KYUHYUN’S ALL LIKE “WTF DUDE I’M NOT YOUR CHILD” AND THEN ZHOU MI’S ALL LIKE “OMG KYU LET’S MAKE BABIES KEKEKE” AND THEN SUNGMIN’S LIKE “OMG IF YOU GUYS MAKE BABIES CAN I PICK OUT CLOTHES FOR THEM” AND THEN KYU’S LIKE “OMFG NO WTF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE THEM WEAR PINK GTFO” AND THEN SIWON’S LIKE “YEAH DON’T” AND THEN HAN GENG THE FRIED RICE IS LIKE “OMG HEECHUL WTF DON’T EAT ME WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS SOBS” AND THEN KIBUM BEING THE SMARTASS HE IS MAKES A POTION THAT TURNS HANGENG FROM FRIED RICE TO HUMAN AND THEN HAN GENG’S ALL LIKE “HEEEHEE YAY” AND HEECHUL’S ALL LIKE “HEY BITCH MAKE ME FRIED RICE.”
AND THEN THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. SIWON SHOOTS UNICORNS OUT OF HIS EYEBROWS, SUNGMIN LOVES ON SAID UNICORNS. QMI GOES AND MAKES BABIES, POSSIBLY, HAEWOOK UM ARE VERY BUSY. LEETEUK AND KANGIN GO BACK TO WHEREVER THEY WERE CAUSE THEY’RE LIKE “OMFG CHILDREN = TOO HARD TO HANDLE” HENRY GOES BACK TO CANADA CAUSE HE’S ALL LIKE “OMFG KOREA = TOO HARD TO HANDLE” BUT COMES BACK ANYWAY CAUSE YESUNG’S LIKE “NOOO DON’T LEAVE OMG WE NEED YOUR ENGLISH SKILLZ PRZ HELP ME FIND COOL QUOTE THAT I CAN PUT ON TWITTER” AND HENRY’S ALL LIKE “OKAY BUT NO1CURR ABOUT IT CAUSE THEY FIGURE YOU PROBABLY GOOGLED IT” AND THEN SHINDONG’S LIKE “OMG LET’S GO EAT DUMPLINGS.”
KIBUM IS STILL READING HIS NEWSPAPER. AND EUNHYUK SITS ON HIM FROM TIME TO TIME ASKING HIM IF HIS HAIR IS COOL. CAUSE YOU KNOW, IT’S RED AND ALL AND KIBUM’S ALL LIKE “no1curr”.
FIN.
P.S. QMI BABIES. QMI. BABIES BABBBIESSSSS. CHILD BEARING HIPS = BABIES OKAY.
THE END.
P.P.S. yesung likes turtles okay and no1curr he’s bored anyway
:D
holy. shisus.