002~<3

[choukamen]

LESS BITCHING! MORE SHOWING PAPI AROUND THE PLACE! There ought to be takers or I might get cranky, and none of you want me to be cranky.

Comments

[z_e_r_o_shame]

Less bitching? Perish the thought!

[choukamen]

Consider it perished if it takes me out for hamburgers!

[z_e_r_o_shame]

But I had American last night.

[choukamen]

If there is a meal superior to a giant patty of beef in existence, aside from perhaps people, please point me to it!

[lyra_of_dust]

No one from your world's here?

[choukamen]

This SURPRISES you people? What have I gotten myself into.

[lyra_of_dust]

Fine, I'll show you around.

[choukamen]

I hope you're not expecting me to pay. I haven't got any money on me, and I don't suppose they'd take it here ahyway!

[fraccion_verona]

Err...

[choukamen]

Baa? What are you?

[fraccion_verona]

Verona?

[choukamen]

That's who you are, do you know what you are? This is a very important thing to know.

[proudbutterfly]

Pretty wings~ ♥

[choukamen]

Thank you. ♥

What's your name?

[proudbutterfly]

One is the humble Mad Hatter. Pleased to meet you.

[so_very_greedy]

Why? Are you going to start flashing people?

[choukamen]

If I get bored, perhaps, but I was thinking something along the lines of small-scale terrorism.

[so_very_greedy]

It's very hard to take a man seriously when he dresses like that.

[choukamen]

It's easier to take him seriously when you know he could blow you to smithereens with a flick of his handsome wrist, I suppose.

And the way I dress is fine. I could attend a king's ball this way.