This is an alien speaking.

[chowderboy]

hi.hello.hi.

My name is stew & I like to dance in my underwear. I'm fat too. Picture that. I'm also mean & i stink.
but i admire rainbows.
It's ok if you don't know me, cause i already know you, so it doesn't matter.

i love my toast.

Comments

[imhemo]

word. you jsut posted this and im online but you're not. where you at hungryskatebum!?

[aquariumanians]

i hope you're not talking about me when you say fat and stinky.
because if you call me those things just ONE more time..

im going to yoink your toast and go jump into a big mud puddle...

and then.
NOT SHOWER!

FOR A WHOLE WEEK.