Escape From L.A. pt. 4 - Goddamn Tennessee

[chowyunsmut]

Up and at 'em after not much sleep at all, we gassed up and got on the road. We weren't far from the TN border, and since we were going to be going through it the long way, the earlier we got started the earlier we'd finish. (Okay, so that's true with anything but whatever. Shut up

Comments

[synnoveaevael]

LMFAO! i had to read this out loud to my boyfriend. we are in hysterics.

also, i think it's on the application for waffle house that you have to interrupt your customers if you are a waitress or short order cook.

[vakira]

Why is it that no matter how many times one travels, under any kind of conditions, one ends up with Road Stories?

Reminds me of something my friend Katy once said to me after a long trip: "If you ever have to drive through Mississippi, don't!"

[mycroftca]

Rickets = Vitamin D Deficiencies in children

Scurvy = Vitamin C Deficiency in anyone

Oranges and limes = Vitamin C

Milk = Vitamin D

[immer_nachoha]

Having heard the story from her the next day, they question the guy asked was indeed about Scurvy not Rickets.

Brainfart = The effect of trying to remember a weeks worth of road travels a week after the fact. :)

[mycroftca]

Let's just call this an educational opportunity, and leave at that, shall we?

[twistedcat]

love the SotL reference.

dood. it's called Christianburg. It's gonna be weird. Just sayin'...

[gonadsandstrife]

Fuck you for sticking Chumbawamba in my head for 16 hours. It took Devo, Joy Division, & my roommate's screaming in her former punk band to get it out.