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[chrestomancy]

The Gibbon is going to the pub this evening, as described here. There are three possibilities

Comments

[onebyone]

Have you tried "I'd love to help you, but I've taken a vow of apathy"?

[chrestomancy]

No luck. They just continued to talk. I'll try it again later.

[chrestomancy]

Nope. The Gibbon will let you know how it works out!

[onebyone]

Also "This is my caring face... and this is the face I have now".

[cardinalsin]

Not strictly new, but have you tried "talk to the hand"? I would be very gratified if you could do this and record it for posterity.

[chrestomancy]

Possibly a little more aggressive than a lesser-ape can get away with. Particularly a lesser ape that still wants to receive payment for his last days in the office.

The traditional

[wimble]

Fingers in your ears, and sing "La la la la".

But be carefull of sounding like a tellytubbie.

Re: The traditional

[cardinalsin]

be carefull of sounding like a tellytubbie.

That goes without saying!

Re: The traditional

[chrestomancy]

Bad hair day today, so not sounding like a tellytubby is all the more important now I look like one.

Re: The traditional

[chrestomancy]

This would just make me sound like a character from Bust-a-move 2.

lala!

[al_fruitbat]

[earnestly] "Just for a moment, try to imagine how little I care" has always been a personal favourite.