Pundit Kink Meme
The Pundits Kink Meme, 2.0
For The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, MSNBC, CNN, even FOX is fair game. :)
The Rules:
1. Choose a pairing.
2. Choose a kink. If none come to mind, see this list for inspiration.
3. Your comments should be anonymous! Before you read any further, click anonymous or log off.
4. Didn't I tell you to log off?
5. For every request ( Read more... )
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Do this however you wish. I'm not picky.
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Warm brown, framed by long dark lashes, and focused directly on him. He tried flashing a smile to be sure and the woman smiled back, wine-dark lips curving invitingly.
Not one to let opportunity pass him by, Wyatt breezed through the tiny backstage area of the small comedy club and headed straight for the woman's table. As he touched the chair next to her and paused, questioningly, she tilted her head in silent invitation. Once he was seated, she turned to face him, pushing a glass of ice water his way, which he accepted gratefully.
"You're funny," she said, voice smooth and just faintly accented. When Wyatt grinned and opened his mouth to reply, she continued, "I like funny men."
Her words were emphasized by her leaning forward and introducing her cleavage into the conversation. It was very nice cleavage, Wyatt noted, and in his opinion spoke volumes all on their own. What they were saying to him right then was that this hottie didn't just like funny men, she liked to fuck funny men ( ... )
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It was, if he had been keeping up with his Man Rules correctly, a little gay.
Then he felt Aasif's hand moving and Leela cried out, back arching as she tightened around him, and Wyatt didn't care how gay it was, there was a very hot woman having an orgasm while he fucked her. He was pretty sure that negated any gay points he might have gotten from a man's hand being so close to his junk, and touching him while he was having sex.
Though Aasif seemed to be touching him even more now.
In fact, when had the man sat up?
"I see you've met my wife," Aasif said conversationally, breath brushing against Wyatt's cheek. It was getting difficult to tell if the hands on his back were Leela's or his coworker's.
"Uh, she seems like a very nice lady," Wyatt replied, voice cracking just slightly at the realization that he wasn't having sex with Aasif's girlfriend, he was having sex with the man's ( ... )
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"Boys, much as it pains me to interrupt," Sam said with a sigh. "And it does. Believe me."
"Believe her," Jason added, standing at her side and looking a bit pained himself.
"Much as it pains me to interrupt, you should probably move this out of the hallway. Jon gets remarkably bitchy about cumshots on the wall." She gave a forced chuckle. "Found that out the hard way!"
Jason winced.
"So I recommend moving your delicious little gay tryst to one of the offices," she continued with a little side-to-side twitch of her head.
"Good advice," Aasif muttered.
"Yeah," Wyatt agreed, cheeks burning.
"Great!" Sam chirped cheerfully. "Well, toodles!" Grabbing Jason's arm, the pair turned to leave, but Sam stopped and glanced back at them. "Oh! And try not to leave any marks where the cameras can see. Makeup gets pissy about that. Don't they, honeybuns ( ... )
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Someone linked me a comic where someone had made Rachel Maddow the Doctor and Keith was her companion. And now I really, really want to see that fic.
(I can't seem to find the picture in my bookmarks right now, but I'll link it when I can.)
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