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[chris_burke2]

Man, what a punishment! Mom thought they'd throw me in the stocks and horsewhip me and like fine me four babillion dollars and trade me to the Pirates and bladeebla.

I really just got mustache-whipped.

Let's play who saw Chris Burke throw 40 feet over first base tonight!!! Y'all raise your hands now. First one gets a Twinkie.

I swear I just dislocated

Comments

[willy_taveras1]

Jerrrrrk. Not only did you piss me off by telling me Mexican jokes, but you WOKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT to tell me Mexican jokes.

[chris_capuano]

Yes but you did laugh, didn't you?

[willy_taveras1]

Yes. I laughed for like four hours.

[chris_burke2]

Four point one.

*fistpump*