Don't square the deal, at least you'll know the way I feel.
I'll take all the money in the bank.
Jacked from Benji.
01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear contact lenses.
07. I love to play video games.
08. I've had sex.
09. I've watched porn movies.
10. I have been in a threesome.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I look younger then I am.
14. I like and I respect Al Sharpton.
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby.
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I'm really, really smart. Some would say.
21. I've never hurt anyone. Stupid question.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I hate the rain.
24. I'm paranoid at times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, and scar-free.
26. I need money right now.
27. I love sushi.
28. I talk really, really fast.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning.
30. I have semi-long hair.
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males).
35. I have a twin. Wouldn't that be scary?
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. Don't ask, don't tell.
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look. I guess.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
40. I know how to cornrow.
41. I am usually pessimistic.
42. I have a lot of mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot.
45. I've sworn at my parents in front of them.
46. I have a hidden talent. Not as good as a cherry stem knot, though.
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I'm popular.
49. I am currently single.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone.
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop.
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto. ...very much kidding.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal.
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer.
61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I believe in God.
64. I noticed a minute ago that there was no number 60. Seriously?
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
66. I love drama.
67. I have never been in a "real" relationship before.
68. I've rejected someone before.
69. I currently have a crush on someone. "Crush" sounds so elementary.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
71. I want to have children in the future.
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I've called the cops on a friend before. Hah.
74. I bite my nails.
75. I'm a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I'm not allergic to anything.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
79. I plan on seeing Tim Burton's newest movie. Ben, you are going with me and you are wearing the shirt. No buts.
80. I am very shy around the opposite/same sex. Both, at times.
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.
85. I own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at school to be on Livejournal.
87. When I was a kid I played "birds and bees" with a neighbor or chum.
88. I enjoy country music.
89. I enjoy different genres of music.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story."
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
98. I have dated a close friend's ex.
99. I have cut my self before. Accidentally, yes.
100. I am happy at this moment.
And now for another one.
Your biological sex: Male.
Number of people you've had sex with: More than I care to say.
Number of guys you've kissed: Two.
Number of girls you've kissed: I lost count.
Number of people you've been in a serious relationship with: One.
Longest relationship: Meh.
Shortest relationship: One class period in high school.
Number of people who've given you oral: One.
Number of people you've given oral to: None.
Number of times you've engaged in anal: Um.
Weirdest fetish a luvva of yours has/had: Never known anybody with "weird fetishes," by definition.
Who is your best fuck? I decline to answer this.
Your weirdest fetish: Lots of scratching.
Number of sex toys you own: None.
Food items you've used: None.
Most erotic scent: Sandalwood/citrus.
Most erotic texture: Whatever.
Most erotic sound: Dunno.
Favorite sexual position: Who cares?
Age you lost your virginity: 17.
Ever been blindfolded? No.
Ever had sex in a bathroom? Yes.
Ever had sex in the woods? No.
Ever flash someone? ...Yes.
Ever had sex on a beach? No.
Ever had sex in an airplane? No?
Ever had sex in your parents' house when they were home? Yes.
Ever had sex in the rain? No.
Who have you had sex with? A few people.
Favorite condom type: Whatever.
Weirdest place you had sex? Back seat of my car.
Where do you want to have sex? Are you that interested?
Ain't no woman gonna change the way I think.
You know you wanna sing the next line.