friday will be quite daft!

Hello! I am Robert Hanssen,
I am currently in isolation for 23 hours a day for the rest of my life with no chance of parole, because i was selling government secrets for at least fifteen years!

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my car was smoking yesterday and now it does not drive! mother and father are furious! my balls have shot back up into my stomach and i feel infantile again! goodness gracious! but now i have a new car. its the same car mark johanensburg drives, its a clunker but its also ghetto as fuck! you know, the cool kind. the emilio estrada kind. you know. ( Read more... )

guess what i just got. new fuckin favorite.

highest speed stat EVER (if it can survive a hit)

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Uhhh, bitch. yeaaahhhh. nahhhh nahhhhhhhhhh nahhh nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh today was nice, but im having this odd pain on the side of my left arm. it seems some sort of appendage is growing from it. it looks like a small writhing wormy finger, but I cannot place a name for it. it wriggles around at the most inconvenient times, and often gets caught on things i walk past. it is small and wrinkled and comparable to a ( Read more... )

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ninnybum!

happy slamentines day
fathers and daughters

And so say I, "Let poop flow forth, and bowels be freed ( Read more... )