genius. just genius.

[chris_witha_k]

I came up with the greatest movie plot ever while at work today.

The name of the movie is The Toms(bolded for thematic dramatics

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[columbian]

Man i was in new york a few weeks ago and those fuckers are crazy there was a pamphlet guy on every other street advertising scientology. Fuck that cult

[hallelujahlogic]

Don't forget to put Tommy Lee Jones in there somwhere. And regular Tommy Lee too.

Unless you're sticking only w/straight up "Tom"'s.

--Chrissy*

[ihavethegun]

are they in the post apocalyptic future too? maybe they could encounter the neo nazi surfers...

[ctuagent88]

It would screw up your tom theme, but I know who they could assassinate: Harrison Ford, because he took the Indiana Jones role that had originally been pitched to Selleck, Iggy Pop because he just came out with and album and who is he to try and upstage Waits, and Wayne Newton because that bastard needs to get out of Vegas.

[chris_witha_k]

no, can't do that, it would make sense. they can't kill someone for obvious reasons, it has to make as much sense as Bubba Hotep did, that's the point of it all.

and they can't encounter neo-nazi surf punks from the post-apocalyptic future, because a gun-wielding grandma already hunted them down.