Spam, spam, spam, spam

[chrisbarnes]

These are some of the better spam subject lines I've received recently

Comments

[anonymous]

I wouldn't mind a Beaver hat. I'd like to know what hats beavers wear, basically.

I have intructions for maintaining beaver hats of the not-modern variety, somewhere, but finding beavers in Australia is dificult and bringing oneself to kill for a hat is impossible.

[rachelholkner]

"For his hat was a hundred and two feet wide with ribbons and bibbons on every side
And bells and buttons and loops and lace
So that nobody ever could see the face
Of the Quangle Wangle Quee."

(from memory, although Abbey assures me it's correct)

[chrisbarnes]

Of course! I should have guessed it was Lear.