I have 3 plastic debutauntes on my desk, a pee wee herman bobbing head toy, buddha in shrine, a bloodied lamb of god, and the entire contents of my heart spread open like a naked wound.
shelly? shelly, is that you? goddamnit shelly - will you fuckin just answer me? if youve come draggin in here with your tits smelling like dick again, I swear before the almighty that I will shit in your bed.