Urination 101

[chrisclimax]

Well I had to go take a urine test today. Problem is I didn't eat or drink anything the entire day. So I'm in the bathroom with my pants around my ankles, dick in one hand and cup in the other, and all I'm saying in my head is "come on just a little pee-pee and it's over." One of the nurses knock on the door and ask me if I was ok in there. I

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[dukeofjuke]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PISSITY PISS PISS HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yahtzee

[datokenhooligan]

gotta hate when that happens.

[ducesfrombrarah]

that was the funniest thing ever! haha thanks for making me & vanessa laugh!

[chrisclimax]

i guess u can say its a moment i'll never 4get
i felt sooo bad tho
i had a feeling that i was sumwut deffective
just the idea that i couldnt do sumthin that had 2 deal w/ my penis made me feel sooo ashamed

[bigpg76]

the selected music makes this entry....call me sometime brother

[chrisclimax]

I love that song, preferably the remix. My favorite part is when he says "I drink Cris... you drink piss". And I will definantly call you up sometime.

[lifespleasure]

you made my bad day better with this story!! =)

[chrisclimax]

Then my goal in life is complete! =)

[the_gus]

yes, i do know.........

[chrisclimax]

That's a story I can't wait to hear.