reject chris: CAUSE I'M YOUR LADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ( Read more... )

i came back because nick valensi is too hot for words now who wants to break into emmy's house with me and burn all her tanner she should be dating andrew keegan my god

was i dating brittany murphy okay second question was i crazy i hate you all can i delete now

SORRY FOR GOING COMPLETELY INSANE JUST CALL ME KELLY CLARKSON

why are my girlfriend and GUITARIST up for adoption i hate all of you

i will not be updating again until jersey wood decides to date me for my own sake i hope this is a very long time. bye!

so i already have a girlfriend and we haven't even been out on date. i am changing that tonight i think. i hope i do not scare her too bad i am horribly unattractive but at least i am not psychotic anymore. i might carry on my tradition of being creepy and fall in love with her tomorrow, it wouldn't be hard because she is really beautiful and ( Read more... )

i do not live with anyone but myself, i am not in love with any of you, and i do not give or recieve handjobs. but the world still does not revolve around sarah michelle gellar.

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um hello i thought i was added to must be pop you have got to be kidding me

I think I am going to meet Tyson, Avril, Shakira, Christina, and some other girl someplace in a small town in Jersey I hope they don't get raped why am I using caps. My last update was my 50th one so I think that deserves some acknowledgement spelling? I don't care ( Read more... )

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