I hate my job, but soon I won't have to anymore.

Let several months of absolutely no responsibility commence.

OH MY GOD BEST PLAYLIST EVER

Hot Sex1. Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me - Rocky Horror Picture Show ( Read more... )

So today as I was stopped at a light on my way to work, I happen to glance over and there's this donut shop. And right as I see it, a clown walks out. Like a full-blown birthday clown all clowny with his clown self. And he walks out into the street like it's totally normal to be a clown out in public waiting at a stoplight at 8:15 on a Wednesday ( Read more... )

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Kids was fucking stupid.

I'm about to watch Kids. Because no one is here to tell me not to.

( Strangely enough, I've wondered about a world where a guide like this would exist much more than once. )

I've noticed that I talk to myself a lot recently. Hmm. Perhaps my subconscious has figured out how little I socialize and wants to somehow make up for my conscious mind's shortcomings.

I'm going vegetarian ( Read more... )

The best thing about my girly pink martini glasses is that when you tilt the glass up to drink out of it, you have to look through the glass, and it turns everything pink. As if the alcohol itself wasn't enough to give you rose tinted glasses. HA HA I RO NEE. Yay for extra dirty martinis. The only thing that would make this better is if Tay Tay ( Read more... )