I have three rings-- er, things to say

[chrisleepher]

Iam came over last night to share spaghetti dinner & a brandy, and have a friendly talk. I was amazed that he went a full 25 minutes without mentioning underwear. But it didn't last forever; he started up on his personal campaign to get me to stop wearing underpants, but I told him away from the subject before he got too into it. Relentless, that

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[_craigparker_]

I had no clue that Sir Ian spoke of those things... He seems to dignified to even say "underwear"...

Uhh, a spider monkey?

I'm sure if you tell her that you'll be home she'll make a point to be home, as well. Hopefully... :)

[chrisleepher]

You ever seen a spider monkey when it gets it in it's head to do something? Like this time I was down in the jungle in souther Mexico. I was eating my carefully-packaged and meticulously-defended lunch. I had an ice chest with a lock on it to keep my sandwich, vegetables, granola, and if need be, brandy, out of harms way. There were a couple spider monkeys nearby who saw me eating. One of them wanted my sandwich. I named him Olaf. He came at me every minute for about half an hour trying to get it, but I successfully held him back with a firm stick. When I put the 2nd half of the sandwich in the cooler, he grabbed the cooler and tried to open it. It was too heavy for Olaf to lift, and to no avail could he open it, but watching him try for another half hour, using every kind of dexterous skill he had, was quite a mix of impressive and silly. Finally I flailed him off long enough to get the cooler back in my car.

[_craigparker_]

Oh... Well, I suppose they are very persistent little buggers...