So... How well do you know Chris (that's me!)

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As you will no doubt remember, a few weeks ago I had an 'incident' with a shopping trolley. For those with a memory worse than mine, I hit a shopping trolley that had been thrown from a bridge onto a dual carriageway. I was doing 70mph at the time... I called the Police and was surprised to see an armed response unit a few minutes later ( Read more... )

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... is coming to a town near you...er... me!

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Evidently I have mastered the art of sandwich making... as this testimony found in my in-box suggests...

'But yes. Your sandwich making is so wild it makes bells ring. Or smoke
alarms howl at least.'

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'does exactly what it says on the tin'*

*and by tin, I mean subject

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Stolen from narin

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I'm drunk... very... VERY very... that is all

(man this is gonna hurt tomorrow)