Such an arresting meme...

[chriso]

I guess I'll join in...

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Comments

[johno]

Disturbing the peace while staying at a hotel...

Obviously

[capplor]

Your chocolate chip cookies are so good, they MUST be illegal.
--R

[vixyish]

Flashing your bright smile at oncoming traffic!

[elizabear]

Protecting someone who was getting roughed up at a clinic demonstration! (Same for JohnO)

Or, more humorously: killing someone who made your life hell at a masquerade after you tried and tried to explain things to them and be helpful. "But officer, they needed killin'."

[ravan]

Smacking Fred Phelps (or one of his slavesfamily) upside the head.

[johno]

Oh no, we're to smart for that.

They make their living by suing folks who assault them.