decisions decisions

[chrisruns]

Our cat thinks hes a badass and likes to pick fights. Unfortunately he loses these fights and injures himself in the process. The cat has been bitten several times and now has an abcess that causes pain and grouchyness due to one of these bites. It will cost $400 dollars to mend our wounded friend but even at that cost he won't get pneumatic legs

Comments

[whywontyoowork]

I think we should get kitty insuruance- or shop around for a cheaper bill.

[whywontyoowork]

wait- I missed that last sentance before- lets do that. John can get his abscessy leg. I want kitty ribbies!

[calientekai]

maybe you can find an aspiring vet student to do it for free? thats almost like you're intentionally murdering the cat though. i say take up a collection. charge an admittance fee to the luau. but only charge the men. or else just everyone but me.

[eazya676]

i got five on it.

[chrisruns]

i've got it! i'll wait till the cat heals (cause its pretty fugly right now) then i'll pose it in all sorts of cute and/or hillarious situations and take pictures...make a book and sell it a la mr. winkles.