i was at bedok 85.
as i walked past this stall selling bbq-ed stingray,
the worker tried to ask me if i wanted stingray
but he asked me in quite an unconventional way

''DO YOU LOVE STINGRAY???!!!!''

so i was reading this dirty joke book at times bookstore at the airport
and i came across a joke i found so fucking funny
i burst out laughing and people turned their heads
and saw this handsome young thing guy reading a dirty joke book at 3am.
embarrassing.
anyway this is the joke.

a guy walks into this bar and saw this amazingly gorgeous woman
he ( Read more... )

going back to smoking will not solve or change anything x100

i hope my mind wont cave in.

anyway someone sent me this,

"i give you the benefit of adult"'

?????????!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid ass bitch its A DOUBT HAHA

i am so tired
mentally
my brain has been thinking and thinking
and it hurts.

ringo starr, drummer of the beatles, is known to not be the most technically ( Read more... )

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hello everyone
this is my number one fave song by westlife taken from their first album
i find it damn meaningful and lovely,
like me
so if you are interested, find for the lyrics or listen for it from the video
i assure you it will strike a chord with you
if not,
my name isnt christopher mark shepherdson

driving a jeep has been hmmm
challenging yet rewarding
as ironic as it may sound
but its fun!
but vehicle speed limit is 50km/h so yea

AFTER I GET MY LICENSE
I GO FOR PRIVATE TEST
AND PASS
MY DAD HELPING ME TO PAY FOR A CAR WOOOOO

the past few days have been emotionally draining
having someone treat you like their slave for 7 mths
nothing you can do about it,
and then when you cant take it anymore
and you walk away from them because walking away
prevents you from screaming in their face, but then
because you walk away she starts screaming at you
and you cant do anything cause of ( Read more... )

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the way to a men's heart is through his stomach.
shepherds pie! hahaha
and polaroids! but no, i am not gonna eat the polaroids
thank you very much.