Jerry: I have never been so physically attracted to a woman and mentally repulsed at the same time! It's like my penis and brain are playing chess, and I'm letting it win.

George: You're not letting it win. Until you're 40 it always win.

Jerry:And what happens then?

George: It still wins, it's just... not a blowout.

Seinfeld is hilarious....

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im depressed.....i just feel like nothing is going the way I wanted it to. The only thing on track right now is school. I'm doing fine so far this semester and I'm happy about that....but everything is just so blah right now. First off, waking up at 4:30 in the morning is killing me.....i know i should just go to sleep earlier but sometimes I just ( Read more... )

u ever watch one tree hill?....i feel like mouth from that show.....everyone sees you as a little brother or a best friend and nothing more and its tough. People think they know me but they really dont know me at all. I'm different then how I may appear at first. It's tough to open up to people right off the bat. I need time to get to know you for ( Read more... )

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So its the eagles vs the patriots...the super bowl that i never wanted to see.... i have to cheer for the patriots on this one cuz the eagles r too confident. Between T.O.'s crazy "God healed me so i can play" and Mitchell's "Id like to thank my hands." and "I got something for Harrison" these eagles need an ass whoopin....my guess is a score of 31 ( Read more... )

I tear my heart open, I sow myself shut ( Read more... )

Can you feel the love tonight? HA!

so bored so here are some quizzes.....

Jets lost.....HA!
Its the Eagles turn to bite the dust.....

What sux is I hate the Jets, Eagles, and Patriots and all three made the playoffs.....so I guess I am stuck rootin for the Steelers and Falcons!