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Feb 17, 2005 19:01

Fever of 102 all day. Slept until now. had a dream I got lukemia and died. It was horrible. Need to go to school tomorrow to take 3 tests but i dont know if I'll be able to. I couldnt even move when i woke up or see straight. All i've eaten today is canned pears. I think im dying. I need vacation like no oher.

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8pink_penguin8 February 17 2005, 16:18:02 UTC

Oh noes. Chrissy Mueller is that sick? That's not possible. Her super-human immune system is too strong for that. All those t-cells and b-cells are like miniature frickin superheroes, flying around her bloodstream while battling the evil Dr. Sickly-Man who makes Chrissy so miserable. He thinks he's soooo powerful, infecting her cells and replicating his DNA and making like a bajillion copies of himself. Never fear, for that super-human immune system of hers never fails in the end. Because come on, those t-cells and b-cells are invincible with their lasers and stun guns and trust me, spandex is pretty frickin intimidating. I would know, I run track. And if I were Dr. Sickly-Man, I would run away from Chrissy's t-cells and b-cells so quickly that I would set a world record for "fastest EVER". And in my acceptance speech, I would definitely thank Chrissy's immune system for motivating me to run away so quickly. Then I might give her some of the prize money as an extra "thank you" because I'm just that generous. But not my medal, because ( ... )

chrissy2themax February 18 2005, 07:36:20 UTC

you are insane

8pink_penguin8 February 18 2005, 15:22:42 UTC

Thank you!

hey_punk February 17 2005, 16:25:32 UTC

You also ate cantalope, silly child.

I love you lots.

chrissy2themax February 18 2005, 07:37:31 UTC

I made my daddy go buy me cantolope, canned pears, more cranberry juice, and rainbow sherbert at like7 o'clock because i was craving it all so bad.

perfectlypinky February 18 2005, 08:18:29 UTC

i'm dying too. yesterday, when leah left for school, i was giving her instructions on what to burry me in. no joke. i have my whole outfit picked out, and a list of who i want at my funeral. i know, its a little bit morbid. but if you saw what i was like yesterday, you would have understood. lol.

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chrissy2themax February 20 2005, 11:27:23 UTC

but of course