Do these things ever turn out well?

May 19, 2006 18:36

Yesterday someone left a bouquet of orchids in our mailbox with a post-it note. "It is a gentleman's prerogative to give flowers to a beautiful woman." It was signed "D ( Read more... )

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hatstodisappear May 20 2006, 19:40:30 UTC
it's never turned out well for me. heck, i had chris hemrica leaving notes in my locker- but he wasn't so secret because he used to circle the block on his bike by the entrance to our street.

i recently had a middle aged guy putting up posts on craigslist about me- and he worked across the street from me. now that's just creepy.

in fact, the only times i've gotten 'secret' gifts they've been from total weirdos. Mike Lucht and Chad Glover too.

you guys should put a dead rat in the mailbox. with a note saying:
it's a beautiful woman's perogative to leave dead rodents for gentlemen who are too chickenshit to say who they are. ps. there are 3 beautiful women in this house, ratboy.

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charliesayward May 21 2006, 03:04:30 UTC
ha, ha, ha...dude, andrea has it all right.
i myself haven't had the pleasure of having a secret admirer...so i can't give much of my own experiences, however, i am glad for that ( in a way...!)
you should totally leave a note with a rat carcass - if you can't find one, i could send you a dead mouse...

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hatstodisappear May 21 2006, 20:12:08 UTC
trust me, secret admirers are always secret for a reason. don't belive the movies. he's a FUCKING TROLL!

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evanparsons May 25 2006, 10:02:27 UTC
do you know who it is yet? (i'm jealous)

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christalk May 25 2006, 18:04:23 UTC
There has been nothing since the rose - alas!

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evanparsons May 25 2006, 22:17:25 UTC
you should leave out a bag of marshmallows with a note that says "eat the marshmallows, FAG".

even if he doesn't want marshmallows, the confrontational nature of the note will compell him to eat them all.

then when you see a guy walking around with that "i just ate a bag of marshmallows" look on his face, you'll know who it is.

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