Yesterday someone left a bouquet of orchids in our mailbox with a post-it note. "It is a gentleman's prerogative to give flowers to a beautiful woman." It was signed "D
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it's never turned out well for me. heck, i had chris hemrica leaving notes in my locker- but he wasn't so secret because he used to circle the block on his bike by the entrance to our street.
i recently had a middle aged guy putting up posts on craigslist about me- and he worked across the street from me. now that's just creepy.
in fact, the only times i've gotten 'secret' gifts they've been from total weirdos. Mike Lucht and Chad Glover too.
you guys should put a dead rat in the mailbox. with a note saying: it's a beautiful woman's perogative to leave dead rodents for gentlemen who are too chickenshit to say who they are. ps. there are 3 beautiful women in this house, ratboy.
ha, ha, ha...dude, andrea has it all right. i myself haven't had the pleasure of having a secret admirer...so i can't give much of my own experiences, however, i am glad for that ( in a way...!) you should totally leave a note with a rat carcass - if you can't find one, i could send you a dead mouse...
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i recently had a middle aged guy putting up posts on craigslist about me- and he worked across the street from me. now that's just creepy.
in fact, the only times i've gotten 'secret' gifts they've been from total weirdos. Mike Lucht and Chad Glover too.
you guys should put a dead rat in the mailbox. with a note saying:
it's a beautiful woman's perogative to leave dead rodents for gentlemen who are too chickenshit to say who they are. ps. there are 3 beautiful women in this house, ratboy.
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i myself haven't had the pleasure of having a secret admirer...so i can't give much of my own experiences, however, i am glad for that ( in a way...!)
you should totally leave a note with a rat carcass - if you can't find one, i could send you a dead mouse...
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even if he doesn't want marshmallows, the confrontational nature of the note will compell him to eat them all.
then when you see a guy walking around with that "i just ate a bag of marshmallows" look on his face, you'll know who it is.
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