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[christamt]

My dad often says a lot of stupid shit that it is completely unnecessary.

Like, for instance, "Watch when you leave, don't hit my truck."

As if I was planning on just crashing into the fucking side of it. Like I'm leaving and I think to myself, "Well... he didn't tell me I couldn't hit it... hmm

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[misswhiskey]

do not speak unless it improves on silence- buddhist saying

[christamt]

I'm going to say that to my dad next time seriously

[anonymous]

They tell you these things because they know how absent minded you can be. Remember they know you better than you know you. Obviously you have a habit of irresponsible actions that trigger such responses from the older generation.

[christamt]

WHO ARE YOU, MYSTERY