mayorhotpanties: do you have a car that can go to indy
omgchrista: HAHAHAHA
omgchrista: are you seriously asking that
omgchrista: i'm putting this in my journal

Myspace says ( Read more... )

I saw Doom.

I wish I had cheat codes to skip to the credits.

Waste of my life.

Martina Mcbride is singing on TV.

Will this hell-life never end?

Oh my god ( Read more... )

From: jake
Date: Oct 6, 2005 4:49 AM
Subject: hey waz up
Body: Hey girl i am from madison indiana. Well holla back at me baby girlYou would think I sound intelligent enough in my profile on myspace for complete morons to fear approaching me via any kind of messaging... but no ( Read more... )

Why can't anything ever go well for me? I mean... shit. Can I start over? Can I rewind the last couple months, please? Well, year preferably... or two. No...? Okay ( Read more... )

Um, I totally have like 8 lesbian stalkers. NOT ANYONE I HAVE TALKED TO ONLINE... JESUS ( Read more... )

If my oven worked I would pull a Sylvia Plath...

then fail...

because it's electric.

(Plath asphyxiated herself with gas from an ovenAnyway, I watched The Hudsucker Proxy and liked it. And then I watched Blood Simple even though I've already seen it and liked it again. And then I watched Fargo because you know, already on this Coen kick, so ( Read more... )

Man, I never sleep anymore. Well, I definitely can't sleep at night. I was like well, I'm pretty tired, I'll give this a go. I managed to accomplish two hours of lying there with my eyes wide opened. I probably blinked a total of three times. For real ( Read more... )

I heard today on VH1's Best Week Ever that Wal-Mart is going to start carrying sex toys.