Letters to Gonzo: The Fourth Loko

[christastrophe]

(The internet is forever, until we're eaten by New Dinosaurs, so I will be recording my thoughts on impending fatherhood for my son/daughter to discover someday with their Google brain chip implanted by the One World Government. It will save little Gonzo hundreds of Ameros in therapy, I hope, by giving a clearer idea of the foolish "man" who

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[carmy_w]

Dawww! (I love the name change!)

I hope to shout that you actually sit down and record yourself saying this, because it would be a great video, as well as a great letter.

Good luck on your baby's birth, hope it doesn't blizzard right before she goes into labor, and my prayers for many future blessings on the three of you!

[motolove]

Gonzo-

Call me, I'll translate this for you.

-Uncle Eric, from 2010

[supergoober]

I meant to do some of this sort of stuff when I was pregnant, but pregnancy was way more miserable and exhausting than I expected, so I kept putting it off because I didn't want to be all, "Man, this SUCKS!" in my letters to my unborn child. So I figured I'd just write it all down later.

All I can say is, you are right to be doing this now, while you still have a functioning brain.

[whyvette]

I LOVE the photos. They are the best pregnancy photos I have ever seen.

Using my purely unscientific prognostication skills, I believe Gonzo is a girl. I will not be able to confirm this however, unless I see a picture of Spring from behind. You need to post a photo of your wife's ass.