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Klosterman
The twenty-three questions I ask everybody I meet in order to decide if I can really love them1. Let us assume you met a rudimentary magician. Let us assume he can do five simple tricks--he can pull a rabbit out of his hat, he can make a coin disappear, he can turn the ace of spades into the Joker card, and two others in a similar vein. These are ( Read more... ) -
actually insane
this video reminds me that i'm going to be back home in the funshine state in two weeks, brother. things will be entirely different, but, for at least one singular night of pleasure, i want to taste test every bottle, paddle out the yak, yak in the grass, scream-laugh, abbrev everyfing, yell a bit, buy sodas for teenage prostitutes, take a ton of ( Read more... ) -
chris tucker isn't funny
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ZACH
You.
Did.
Not.
I had a dream I flew up to visit you and you forgot to pick me up at the airport, but luckily I won a free car. And when I got to your apartment there was a steaming pile of horse shit on the stairs and when I walked into your actual home, you and Julia were riding horses.believable ( Read more... ) -
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i worked almost 14 hours at the fac yesterday, which makes me some kind of cheesecake martyr. i must have finally worked long and hard enough to finally appreciate a few days off. i'm dedicated to making the most of them ( Read more... )
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