Never, ever tell me "If you can find the popcorn, you can try the bomb...one time!"

Just to let it be known, the chicken bomb does NOT blow the door off the oven, but the chicken DOES explode if you put a cup and a half of popcorn in it...it only moves around if you use one cup. *snickers* We have a new oven now because it's easier to buy a new ( Read more... )

Okay, first thought I had when I saw this was "O_O!! He bought me an island???" Then after that particular blonde moment passed, translation Bret finished laughing his ass off at my stupidity, he calmly explained to me that no, it wasn't the island itself, it was two weeks of time being spent on it. So the next two weeks of days off, added up ( Read more... )

The day started out with a six am wake up call, which is still too early for a day off, but it was for a good reason, so it's okay. *g* Breakfast and getting ready time added up and we were out the door by nine. By ten, I was shoved towards a room and told to talk to Shane before he paced himself into a wall...alrighty. *laughs* So alot of the ( Read more... )

Nothing in the world can drain a persons energy like waiting around an airport for hours. But we finally got here and no luggage was lost. *laughs* We should get to Shan and Shane's early enough to find out just what I'll be doing, besides having to wear a tux...there's something that doesn't happen every day. *snorts* Well, dinner has been ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Trish and Rob!

You know, I thought the joys of annoying the people at Taco Bell had worn off. I was wrong. *grins* Maybe that'll teach them not to get an order wrong, especially when the person is hungry. But it'll be a long time before Bret goes back with me, especially with him driving...something about the food flying everywhere on it's way out of the car ( Read more... )

Because sometimes...it just has to be done. *laughs*

Yes people, I get paid VERY well...

It was a very good birthday. :-) My favorite dinner of lobster and steak, some damn good dancing, some really good drinks, and some killer presents! I had no idea that one bag could be big enough to hold ( everything in here )

Chris and Adam dropped by since, as Chris said "We were spitting distance away so we decided to invade." *snorts* Yeah right assclown. We figured you would since I have both kids with me for awhile and Adam would never miss Thanksgiving with them. So while everything was cooking, Adam and I had our Annual Thanksgiving Day Video Massacre and ( Read more... )