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HOLY SHIT, IT'S STARTING!!
bleeh, typical start of zooming into the earth. Yeah, we've seen this bit before....
AND, NOT FROM NOW. ALL NEW FROM THIS POINT.
....JUST MISSES BIG BEN, THAT WAS CLOSE.
The titles- HOLY SHIT. SHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT., HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. THE MUSIC. IT'S LIKE, CLASSIC. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOCE IT. HOLY SHIT, I LOVE THE TITLES. HOLY SHIT.
IS THIS BB AMY'S HOUSE? ISN'T SHE KAREN GILLIANS NIECE? I LOVE IT. SHE'S SUPERCUTE.
Please send someone to fix it...or a policeman.....OR.... A DOCTOR.
WAS SHE PRAYING TO SANTA? THATS ADORABLE.
....Sitting on the Tardis, with his legs on either side of the door like that, that looks painful.
LOL, I KNEW THERE WOULD BE A SWIMMING POOL IN THE TARDIS. Why the hell not.
HE HAS EYEBROWS. WHY? WHATS THE DEAL WITH HIS EYEBROWS. WHY DO THEY PHOTOSHOP EYEBROWS ONTO HIM IN POST-PRODUCTION, OR ADD THEM ON WITH MAKEUP. IT'S SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN HE'S NOT GOT THEM. Though, walking in the post/wall... that's was very funny.
'You're Scottish, Fry something!' OH, MATT, I LOVE YOU. LOVE IT. LOVE IT.
Though, to be honest, this is a bit dodgy... a young girl home alone, a wierd man comes into her garden, and he comes in and she starts giving him food. I mean, I know it's doctor who and everything... but seriously?? That's giving off dodgy vibes.
BEANS ARE EVIL. YES, THEY ARE. BLOODY BEANS. - Oh, come ON. That was ASKING to be referenced.
......THAT FISHFINGERS WITH CUSTARD THING IS DISGUSTING, I BET MATT BLOODY HATES MOFF FOR THAT SCENE.
AWWW. POOR ORPHAN AMY. :( Though, it is a bit of a fairytale name. I still prefer Millie Pond as another version of her name. Maybe her aunt calls her it, and she's all DON'T CALL ME THAT. Awww. Maybe her mum called her it, and so she won't let anyone else do it. Aww. I like that. Thats my canon now. Decided.
FISH CUSTARD. THAT'S TRUELY TERRIBLY DISGUSTING. You KNOW Matt threw up between takes.
WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA, THATS AMAZING!!
I LOVE HIM, HE'S ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. HE REALLY IS. 'IT'S ALL GOING TO BE ALRIGHT.'
I LOVE BABY AMY, AS WELL. She's a very good actress! In this scene, you can just TELL that they said that about her parents, whatever happened to them. Seriously, that's really good acting! -EDIT, according to Confidential, apparently, she's had no acting training before. That's awesome. That really is. And she's COUSIN to Karen, not Niece! Ah, same thing! Though, I look NOTHING like my cousins. and they look NOTHING like each other, as well, so it's not as though I'm the odd one out. Odd. Ah well.
AHAAAAAAAAAH, HOLY SHIT. FUCK, ITS A HUGE FUCKING EYE.
SHIT, WHY IS MOFFAT ALWAYS SO FUCKING SCARY?? Just a DOOR, and you KNOW something is desperately REALLY REALLY wrong. Also, I love noticing where clips come from from the trailer.
CLOISTER BELL. FUCK.
SEEN THIS SCENE BEFORE.
AGAIN WITH THE FANTASTIC ACTING, BABY AMY. I JUST WANT TO HUG HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.
AAAAH, 'TRUST ME, I'M THE DOCTOR.' I LOVE THAT LINE, I REALLY DO. I LOVE MATT, I LOVE AMY, I LOVE MOFF- Don't even say Geronimo again. I fucking hate that line/word.
Awwww, Don't pack Baby Amy!! He's not coming back for a couple of years. He doesn't mean to. Don't be sad!! -Come on, that's really obvious. 'five minutes' has always turned out to be 'years.' Ever since Series 2 with Girl in the Fireplace.
HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IN THE HOUSE?
FUCK, HE'S KNOCKED OUT! IS IT PRISONER 0?
IS THAT RORY? AND ITS THINGY FROM EASTENDERS!
THEY WEREN'T CALLING FOR HER. THEY'RE CALLING FOR HIM! AWWWW.
WHAT, SHE'S SERIOUSLY A POLICEWOMAN? WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? LIKE HELL SHE'S A REAL POLICEWOMAN
AWWWW. IT'S SAD. BUT WHY IS SHE NOT TELLING HIM THAT IT'S HER?????? Also, she's making it sound like Amelia Pond has been MURDERED or something!! D: Don't worry him like that!
OH, I LOVE THIS SCENE! 'DO I JUST HAVE A FACE THAT NOBODY LISTENS TO?'
OH, HOLY SHIT. IT'S STUFF LIKE THAT WITH THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER ON THE BOX THAT SCARES THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME.
OH, FUCK, AMY, RUN!
Hey, I thought The sonic doesn't work on wood!! Moff, thats a rule you thought up. KEEP TRACK. JEEZ.
YES, SHE'S A KISSOGRAM. YES. WELL. 'KISSOGRAM.' SHE'S TOTALLY A STRIPPER. COME ON, WITH THOSE LEGS, IT'D BE A CRIME NOT TO BE.
OH, THE THNG IS WORKING FROM THE COMA...HOLY FUCK, THOSE TEETH ARE TERRIFYING.
WHY IS PRISONER 0 JUST WANDERING OFF TO A DIFFERENT ROOM? SERIOUSLY. VILLIANS ARE SO SHIT. KILL THE PEOPLE FIRST, AND THEN GO WANDERING OFF TO STOP YOUR DESCTRUCTION. HONESTLY.
THIS OR A FRENCH MAID. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
'WHY DID YOU SAY 5 MINUTES??' AGAIN- YOU JUST KNOW SHE WAITED OUT THERE UNTIL HER AUNT CAME BACK, AND WAITED BY HER BEDROOM WINDOW FOR YEARS. YOU KNOW IT. THATS LIKE... PROPERLY IMPRESSIVE ACTING AND SCRIPTWRITING, KUDOS KAREN AND MOFFAT.
AWWW. I REALLY REALLY LOVE AMY.
Lol- she's just adjusted her skirt V quickly. Supercute! Ah, well, perils of those skirts.
4 Physciatrists- SEE! SHE WAITED.
IT'S ON EVERYTHING. FUCK.
WOAH,THATS .... THINGY. FROM CALENDAR GIRLS! AND THE LIFE INSURANCE ADVERTS.
YEAH. SHE 'KISSES' PEOPLE. YEAH.
DOES THAT MEAN THE HUMAN RESIDENCE ISN'T THE HOUSE, BUT EARTH. FUCK.
THE RAGGEDY DOCTOR. THATS AN AWESOME NAME. CAN THAT BE 11'S OTHER NAME? LIKE 2 IS THE HOBO, 3 IS THE PIMP, 11 CAN BE RAGGEDY.
....THATS AN AWESOME SPACESHIP. I APPROVE.
IT'S A DUCKPOND. THERES NO DUCKS IN IT, THERES NEVER ANY DUCKS! HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS A DUCK POND? I really love that scene.
...I'M NOT SURE IF I LIKED THAT STOPMOTION SCENE.
AWWWWWWWW. I LOVE AMY. I REALLY LOVE AMY. I SERIOUSLY REALLY ADORE AMY. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. AMY IS ALL BADASS. AND CAN'T RUN IN THAT SKIRT. PLEASE DON'T CHANGE SKIRTS THOUGH. JUST NOT RUN. WALK. I'M NOT SURE HOW YOU CAN SAVE WORLDS IF YOU WALK, BUT A COUPLE OF UNHABITED WORLDS ARE TOTALLY WORTH IT.
WHAT THE HELL, HOW IS AWESOME IS THAT SPACESHIP? COME ON, ADMIT IT. ITS LIKE A SNOWFLAKE WITH A HUGE EYE.
Awwwwwwwww. The sonic is dead. Awwwwwww. No.
AAAH, SCARY GOOSNAKE. IT'S LIKE THE TVMOVIE.
'GET A GIRLFRIEND JEFF!', AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'VE JUST DIED. DIED. PATRICK MOORE IS A DEVIL. AHAHAHA. I LOVE MATT AND MOFF. JODRELL BANK! I'VE BEEN THERE! THAT'S LIKE, AROUND THE CORNER FROM ME!! :D
DAMN HER ASS IS FANTASTIC IN THAT SKIRT.
THAT JEFF LOOKS LIKE JOHN PARTRIDGE.
But WHY do they need to reset all the clocks? That's a REALLY WIERD way to save the world.
'DELETE YOUR INTERNET HISTORY.' I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT. LOVE LOVE LOVE.
She's been in something as well. I wish they'd stop using people like that. I spend half the episode wondering what I've seen them in!
AAAAAH, THOSE MOUTHS ARE TERRFYING. Seriously. And rather like the vampires teeth from Vampires in Venice.
AND THE DOCTOR IS AWESOME, RESCUSING THE WORLD ON A FIRETRUCK,
YOU DA MAN! Though, please don't ever say that again. Put that on your list of things to never say again, next to Correctomundo.
OH SHIT, NO. AMY! NO!!!
SHIT, THIS ALIEN IS TERRIFYING. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
SERIOUSLY, WHEN THEY CHANGE, THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL. IT'S SCARY.
GOOSNAKE!!
IS 'SILENCE WILL FALL' THE NEW 'HE WILL KNOCK 4 TIMES?'
IS HE TOPLESS? CAN WE SEE? - OH, HELLO.
AMY, STOP PERVING. AMY, YOU'RE BRILLIANT! DON'T. EVER. EVER. CHANGE.
SO, 11 HAS JUST DONE AN 8 TO GET HIS CLOTHES??? It's like the new version of the movie!!!
SERIOUSLY, THAT EYE IS TERRIFYING!!!
CLASSIC SERIES MONSTERS! HOLY SHIT, ALL THE DOCTORS. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
Bawww, it's wierd seeing David as only a replay!!!
HELLO. I'M THE DOCTOR. BASICALLY....FUCK OFF.
And I think it's THIS POINT. THIS POINT RIGHT HERE. He Steps through the hologram... and he IS the Doctor. There's no denying it. He's wearing the costume, he..just IS the Doctor. This is the doctor that will kick your arse and make you run screaming holding your behind. IDGAF. I love him.
AWWWW! GO RUN TO THE TARDIS. I LOVE HIM. HE'S ADORABLE.
IT'S THE NEW INSIDE OF THE TARDIS. AWWWW!
OH, YOU SEXY THING! bwhahahahahhahahah!!
DOCTOR/TARDIS. OTP.
WHAT, DON'T JUST FUCK OFF WITHOUT AMY!
LOOK AT THOSE LEGS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE THOSE LEGS?????
SHE'S CRYING. WHAT THE HELL. YOU SEE. YOU'VE MADE THOSE SEXY EYES TEAR UP!!
What, is he going to go back to when she was.....no.. she'd know beforehand. She wouldn't be all pissed about having to wait....
THANK FUCK YOU'RE BACK. I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE YOU IF YOU LEFT HER. ;D
HECK YEAH, BOWTIES ARE COOL!!!
2 YEARS AGO? SEE! WHAT DID I SAY? SERIOUSLY. DON'T JUST LEAVE HER.
YEAH, YOU'D BETTER SAY OOPS. YOU'VE MADE HER WAIT 2 MORE YEARS. HOW COULD YOU MAKE THOSE LEGS WAIT 2 YEARS????????
YEAH, OPEN THE TARDIS WITH A CLICK OF FINGERS. YEAAAH! :D
AND YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I CALLED HIM BASTARD, I MEANT IT WITH LOVE, RIGHT? I WAS ONLY JOKING.
I'm in my Nightie. Well, it's not 'IT'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE.'
NEW INSIDE. AAAAAH! EXCITING!! HOT AND COLD TAPS. LOL. NEW SONIC SCREWDRIVER. I LOVE IT.
ALSO, 'STUFF' IS TOTALLY HER WEDDING, RIGHT?
I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT GOES DING. VOICE STUFF. IT'S AWESOME.
HE'S TOTALLY A MADMAN WITH A BOX!
HOLY SHIT, A DATE AND TIME CLOCK THING. THATS AWESOME! WHY THE HELL CAN HE NEVER GET IT RIGHT THEN??
AWWWWWW, THE RAGGEDY DOCTOR CARTOONS! -is that one going to be like.. the Matt Smith Action figure? because thats quite good for a 7 year old to make.
WEDDING DRESS, I BLOODY KNEW IT.
OH, IT'S A NEW TRAILER!!
WHAT, RIVER IS EJECTED INTO DEEP SPACE AND GOES INTO THE TARDIS. BOO.
HOLY SHIT, THAT EPISODE WAS AWESOME, AND I LOVE IT. I LOVE HER. I LOVE HIM.