Comments | christina_ricci: to the left and to the right, it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

christina_ricci

to the left and to the right, it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

Jun 06, 2005 13:16

New York, June 6th: By the Lack of Devil, I am empowered to instate my own post-feminism revolution. I, Christina "Funky Hill Fat Bottom" Ricci, will discontinue the mutilation of my face. No longer will I suffer the injustice of appeasing the current dernier cri. Today is my independence day. All tweezing objects have been discarded and replaced ( Read more... )

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_devon_sawa_ June 7 2005, 19:49:53 UTC

It's a good look trust me. That is quite a captivating subject line.

christina_ricci June 10 2005, 05:39:47 UTC

They all are, in my not-so humble opinion. The Escort complained and alas, I comply.

Thank you.

wlryder June 9 2005, 03:24:24 UTC

Oh sigh.

christina_ricci June 10 2005, 05:40:00 UTC

Sigh, Frito.

tim__roth June 9 2005, 14:42:39 UTC

You are a glorious specimen of all that is right.

christina_ricci June 10 2005, 05:41:24 UTC

Why, Mr. Roth. I'm delighted to see your face in my box of literary gifts. Many thanks.

I can never ever do anything on time. raleighcook June 10 2005, 08:08:54 UTC

One of these days you are going to slap me silly for commenting so late and never having anything fruit full or intelligent to say. I do say, however, that you need to come around more often and we need to have a conversation. Why? Because I said so and that's that. ;*

Re: I can never ever do anything on time. christina_ricci June 13 2005, 20:00:15 UTC

I think that day has come. Lay across my lap, Rachel, your tardiness is insulting. Slap, slap.

Oh, if you insist. I shall try to work it into my schedule.