Comments | christina_ricci: one gentle nudge in the right direction.

christina_ricci

one gentle nudge in the right direction.

Jul 01, 2005 19:31

Post Prison Outbreak-like Brawl at the Vanilla Ice concert, I took a short respite from oddity to discreetly tranquilize The Wounds Acquired. During this downtime, there was ample opportunity to tackle a much-loathed obligation of being a member of a community: grazing the Friends Page. Annoyance and frustration. Mais Pourquoi? I soul searched. I ( Read more... )

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dan_kessler July 2 2005, 02:05:48 UTC

I am incredibly amused by this.

christina_ricci July 2 2005, 02:07:24 UTC

To what shall I attribute your amusement, sir?

dan_kessler July 2 2005, 02:08:23 UTC

I've had quite a few conversations about the forehead and what it or the hair could have done to deserve such brutal treatment, so seeing a post about it has made my day.

christina_ricci July 2 2005, 02:12:25 UTC

It greatly satisfies my artistic palate to see that I have spoken upon a general consensus of my peers. Surely, if the photograph has a great amount of detail, the hair must be sacrificed...but leisurely forehead extraction is certainly disgraceful.

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carlos_d July 2 2005, 02:09:16 UTC

Apparently foreheads are overrated to which I believe is bullshit.

christina_ricci July 2 2005, 02:13:54 UTC

Sweet harmony to my ear drums, Carlos. I'm delighted to see that you've not followed type.

carlos_d July 2 2005, 02:16:26 UTC

Removing my forehead would mean removing my hair. That is unacceptable when I spend too much time styling it. Perhaps this post will stop this travesty before it goes too far and the eyes start getting cropped out.

christina_ricci July 2 2005, 02:22:34 UTC

Your hair is absolutely divine and should never be neglected. However, I am not blindingly optimistic enough to believe that my word holds such bearings on the goings-on of this community. However, it had to be said.

Would you be kind enough to have one of your lovely red ties sent to my New York residence, please?

mcgregor_ewan July 2 2005, 02:18:06 UTC

Dearest Chrissy,

I once tried to ban the lack of foreheads and failed miserably. Here is the baton. Plz prevail.

Always,
Ewans

christina_ricci July 2 2005, 02:24:52 UTC

Dearest Dead Man,

I accept this Golden Soap Box and shall treasure it and press on. The Revolution Will Not Be Televised!

Warmest Regards,
Christina

menaasuvari July 2 2005, 02:22:19 UTC

I always knew I loved you, but now I know for sure.

christina_ricci July 2 2005, 02:26:34 UTC

Why, Mena. Adoration reciprocated. Muah, muah.

clayton_aiken July 2 2005, 02:24:05 UTC

So you wouldn't believe me if I said I usually do the same thing to cover up the mess that is my hair, right?

christina_ricci July 2 2005, 02:27:41 UTC

I would be inclined to believe this if I didn't find your locks so agreeable! Have no shame, Clay Aiken. Bring back your forehead.