1) If your life was made into a movie, realistically, who would play you in the movie?
wow... um... dunno. how about... Lee Thompson Young
2) What other actors/actresses would be cast in this movie and what people in your life would they portray?
Whoopi Goldberg - my mom
Raven - Crystal
Kyla Pratt - Christina
Cicely Tyson - Grandma
James Earl Jones - Moses
Bow Wow - Kris
Archie Kao - JC
Shawn Hatosy - Ernie
Brenda Song - Julie
Mekhi Phifer - Craig Jr
Steve Harris - Craig Sr
and Guillermo Diaz as any/all Latinos that I've ever met, just cuz I want him in the movie
(and so on and so on, etc etc etc. could be hear all night doing this list. let me just point out though how hard this was due to a real lack of age-appropriate ethnic actors to choose from.)
3) Would this movie be a comedy, drama, tragedy, horror or another category?
one of those boring, melodramatic, oscar-nominated-winning dramas
4) If you could choose any bands to do the soundtrack for your life movie, which bands and songs (in chronological order) would be on the soundtrack and what events would they coincide with? (try to limit the selection to fewer than 15 songs, the size of a normal CD)
Here's an attempt at chronological order. Not including "what events they coincide with." You'll just have to watch the movie for that. Or use your imagination.
Track 01 - Boyz II Men - A Song for Mama
Track 02 - Michael/Janet Jackson - Scream
Track 03 - Bobby Brown - Get Away
Track 04 - Staind - Fade
Track 05 - Hoobastank - Crawling in the Dark
Track 06 - Matchbox Twenty - Real World
Track 07 - Love Spit Love - How Soon Is Now (I like this version. Sue me.)
Track 08 - Roberta Flack - Killing Me Softly
Track 09 - Lifehouse - Sick Cycle Carousel
Track 10 - Kelly Clarkson - Hear Me
Track 11 - Jason Mraz - Geek in the Pink
Track 12 - Missy Elliott - Lose Control
Track 13 - Hoobastank - Too Little Too Late
Track 14 - Mariah Carey - Insinde Looking Out
5) What would be the title of your life movie?
The Answer Is No
And you can have this for free, while you're at it:
A Woman's Revelation Concerning Porn.