I didn't know walking around with an open container was illegal. Turns out it is, even if the container is concealed ( Read more... )

You asked which Hamlet would be best to see ( Read more... )

Today was awesome. Mostly because it made an effort not to be awesome, and I thwarted it ( Read more... )

Hello everyone ( Read more... )

Hanging out at Mike's last night was awesome. Everyone was in a good mood and most of the girls were drunk. IT'S ABOUT TIME. I love Butter drunk. I love Shey drunk. And Lexy of course. Emily wasn't drinking, but I think the drunkness was contagious or something because she was kinda crazy too. She's very light. You'd think that somebody sitting on ( Read more... )

I sat on my ass all day today and as a result started getting a little restless around 8:30 ( Read more... )

About 14 hours from now I will have been alive for precisely 10,000 days.

The purpose of life is to eat meat and fuck bitches.

Honesty (in terms of revealing stuff to people), is really kind of a win/lose situation. Everyone says it's the best way to be, but oftentimes it's really much, much wiser to just keep your mouth shut ( Read more... )

I put my PDA in my pocket today, and I guess I bumped the power button at some point because when I pulled it out later to write a note it wouldn't turn on, so I thought it might be broken and it worried me, either that or the battery had just gotten depleted, so as soon as I got home I put it on the charger and the charging LED was YELLOW (which I ( Read more... )