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[chriswaugh_bj]

Of all the Chinese people I've ever met, lzh is the one who swears the most fluently in English. By far. She even swears more fluently than those Chinese I've met in New Zealand. She swears this is all my fault. And she agrees that it is all my fault.

Having said that, her parents, especially her mother, have taught me a lot of Chinese swear

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[anonymous]

I think I'm on the peak of my swearing form, I'm afraid that if I ever get a chance, I may have to challenge her. Yes, I am that competitive.

Sadly I'm going down a Titanic plunge, as I really need to watch my language a bit more so I wouldn't get kicked out of a "real job".

Hence from now on, "fuck" is known as "poke". "Fucking fucked" is "unconsensual surprise rectum intercorse".

They really don't roll off your tongue as well.

-Selphiroth

[chriswaugh_bj]

We'll have to arrange a competition some time.

But both of us will have to tone down our language some time before we visit New Zealand, lest my mother thoroughly scrub both our mouths out with the nastiest soap she can find.