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[chromagia]

Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

A-type personality 20 yr old single opera singer seeks male

Comments

[dial_a_psychic]

Older men? How older? Saggy old boobs kind of older?

[chromagia]

Five year difference is a minimum.

[dial_a_psychic]

Ugh! I knew it! Gah! Great! Now I have old men saggy boobs burnt into my psychic eyelids!

[chromagia]

Is that what you call those things you have?

[boy_whowontfly]

A physical? No woman is worth seeing doctors for.

[chromagia]

what if the doctor is female?

[boy_whowontfly]

They still carry needles. {isn't scared of doctors..what?}

[chromagia]

you don't need needles for physicals.

[helovedher]

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You will cheat or the lover will?

[chromagia]

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the cheater will?