...he's a 9" tall red baby wearing vietnam kit called Major Bleakness who is currently informing me in a squeeky voice how pathetic my life is. I'm currently also telling him to fuck off as I have a job to do and I'm a proffessional. I laugh in the face of Bleakness and drop icecubes down his back, haha!

Got home just now expecting my faithfull yet lame canine to be sat on her beanbag coughing feebly with family gathered round in tearful wallowings of sorrow. Instead I come in and the family are in the front room watching more god-forsaken crap reality TV with Sophie shut away in the kitchen. Much verbal armflailing later I go into said parlour to ( Read more... )

Here I am, at work at silly o'clock, suppossedly marking with no aircon and the thermometer says 25 degrees C. I'm sweating like a fat man in a sauna and frankly have no desire to do what I'm supossed to be doing. So like a true professional myself and Mike are going through www.albinoblacksheep.com, playing Gameboy Advance SP and buying flintlock ( Read more... )

Right. Generally not impressed but glad nobody hurt.

Left my house with purple_tori at about 22:30, round the corner from my house, at the traffic lights which were green I proceeded to safely drive with wicked tunes and company when some old git decides he wants to turn right with me in the way from head on. No slowing down at all. "I want that turning and ( Read more... )

Aha!! I won the ebay auctions for the bits for my TG outfit!

Now if only I can find a las vegas style blue plastic sun visor to murder^^^I mean customise.

Right, after wrestling with World of Warcraft and ALMOST getting it working (log in worked for about 20 seconds then went "hang on!" and booted me out) I found out something which might put me out of my misery (apart from 9mm to the temple anyway ( Read more... )

..not being paid for this... I hate my job sometimes.

Why put pre-assessments (mocks in english) right at the end of the day when you're forced to mark what they've done as they complete them!

Just finished the last one, now I have to prepare the assessments for tomorrow morning.

Looks like 10pm finish, if I'm lucky.

Why o why am I so bloody cheerful today ( Read more... )

Right, people are going to laugh but I don't care.

Where can I get a cyber-looking blue&black sun visor?

Google fails me today

Just found out one of my students has a daughter who's just had the plastic hair extensions (a la Pepis) put in, lives local and wants to go to Slimelight.

She's a bit cute too, according to the picture.

I thought there were no goths around here except user and me. Turns out there's a few ( Read more... )