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chronic_dose

First Job Interview

Jan 12, 2006 17:43

Yesterday turned out worse for me as I screwed up with my first job interview at Standard Chartered Bank’s main office -- at least I think I did. I cannot believe that I stuttered over a few simple questions. Basic questions like personal information left me tripping over my tongue. I was supposed to be prepared. I don’t know what had gotten into ( Read more... )

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wacky_whaldz January 12 2006, 09:45:14 UTC

Virgin ka pa kasi sa mga ganyang bagay hehehe!...
but don't worry you'll get used to it...
good luck on you interview bro!...

finally may Alcohol na, Astig ba?...

chronic_dose January 13 2006, 04:38:36 UTC

What I'm really hoping for is for any company out there who's willing to give me a phone call and ask for an interview. Nowadays, kahit interview, mahirap makakuha. They'll screen your shitty resume before giving you one. If things get desperate, I might have to settle for a call center job.

chronic_dose January 15 2006, 05:04:22 UTC

I almost forgot...astig Alcohol. It's a completely different take from the original. Kitang-kita trademark ng Sago. Panalo. ;)

uphilljoe January 12 2006, 10:42:24 UTC

tomorrow...err..today won't be any better..in fact...its gotta get worse....FRIDAY THE 13TH....MWAHAHAHAHAHA

chronic_dose January 13 2006, 04:39:47 UTC

yeah! laugh it out, bitch. Pero tandaan mo...lulubog din ang mga tala.

uphilljoe January 13 2006, 13:00:24 UTC

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

yes, its a rule..and it goes as well for you, munchkin!

chronic_dose January 14 2006, 10:47:35 UTC

Before you resume to your senseless laughing, just think about what you're saying. When I said, "Lulubog din ang mga tala," it was meant for you, munchkin. Why would this "rule" apply to me when I already lost something in the first place?

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ja_mes January 12 2006, 10:57:30 UTC

Bwahahahahhaha ganito mangyayari..

HR: So Mr.Casas,where do you see yourself in 5 years
Ikie: (Dont say doing your wife,Don't say doing your wife)
Ikie:Doing your.........(*looks at family album*) son?

or

Girl type HR: What do you think of women in your workplace
Ikie:Women are made by our Lord Jesus Christ for our own entertainment purposes!

hehheheheh

chronic_dose January 13 2006, 05:04:19 UTC

You underestimate me too much. You ask me what do I think of women in my workplace? They're not made solely for entertainment, my friend. It's all about work. Look! They even gave me a schedule. They won't even let me have a break on Sunday. Isn't that nice???

Monday: Acquiring some ASSets.
Tuesday: Filing an EXTENSION
Wednesday: "GET UP! GET ON UP! Stay on the scene, like an adding machine!!!"
Thursday: Improving my LONG-TERM GROWTH
Friday: Depleting my reserves.
Saturday: Using the LONG FORM
Sunday: LUMP-SUM distribution.

Kita mo kung gaano sila ka-comitted sakin? You see the reason why I am an ASSet in a corporation? These fools don't see my worth.

chronic_dose January 13 2006, 05:15:49 UTC

I'm even having a knack for playing sports with my female co-workers. Look! Everyday is a practice day with them! Sobrang.....masipag.

Monday: Working out with Pocket Hercules
Tuesday: Polishing the Love Javelin
Wednesday: Passing the Meat Baton
Thursday: Exploring the Land Down Under
Friday: Synchronized Squirming
Saturday: Playing "Hide the Torch"
Sunday: Hooking the "Master Lock"

Whew, I'm spent!

ja_mes January 13 2006, 09:06:18 UTC

we're just playing with you cuz! Haha! sa bakery you are voted most likely to be thrifty and workaholic, when did this happen? Sneezed lately? XD

chronic_dose January 14 2006, 11:02:00 UTC

Nope. It was more like choking...