I wish you had more yes options in your poll. Tell me more about how Landeskog's fresh-faced, slightly shy stripper moves and attractive semi are the key to solving the case/Mika's boner problems.
Gabe laughs, and he's moving his hips but it's still so awkward and jerky. Mika knew what he was about to do was potentially disastrous, but he did it anyway, moving behind Gabe so he could put one hand on Gabe's hip and more or less slot the two of them together
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It does! In my head, Mika's been into Gabe since the first day of police academy, when he made the mistake of flirting with this cute blond at Starbucks who turned out to be Gabe, his new partner. The force has a strict no-fraternizing rule that Mika would looooove to break, but Gabe's a third-generation policeman (his mom's the commissioner, his dad's a detective, his sister's in the FBI...) and Mika respects that
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Tbh, this whole thing started out by me entertaining myself with the image of Gabe Landeskog shaking his gold-lame clad ass at Jeff Skinner, who's blushing all over the place but can't look away, but now that I've gotten into a Mika headspace all I want is the story where Mika's been in love with Gabe forever but Gabe doesn't realize and it's the worst because they're partners and they'd die for each other, but Mika can't ever tell Gabe that he'd die for him anyway even if they weren't partners. Mika hates how melodramatic he gets when he's drunk but apparently it's his fate.
flawwwwwwwwwwwless. omg. YES. would read. would read SO HARD.
and now I'm just imagining Mika crankily drinking his black coffee in the van, even after it's gone cold, and denying at great length that he has anything more than professional feelings and opinions and he's just so good at his job, that's why he's talking dirty to Gabe. :D?
LOL TY BB. I'm happy that none of you have run off screaming yet because of my ridic ramblings.
:DDDD YESSS EXACTLY. At first he was only acting professional because Gabe seemed to go for the serious, strait-laced type, but now he actually has friendshippy feelings for Gabe, and not just the "I wanna bang him like a screen door in a hurricane" type of feelings. HE'S JUST HELPING GABE GET INTO THE STRIPPER MOOD, MARCUS KRUGER. NOBODY NEEDS YOU SIDE-EYEING THEM. -- a Mika's super defensive thought process.
ahahahaaa, as if. you've met the internet, right? We're basically all OOH YES MORE PLEASE!
:D :D :D super-defensive Mika ftw. does he help Gabe pick clothes, too? HE HAS TO BE IN CHARACTER OKAY? A STRIPPER WOULDN'T WEAR THAT, GABE. NOW TRY ON SOME TIGHTER JEANS.
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OMG. Mild mannered mob boss! Dirty cop! Seedy underworld fic that's really curtainfic! TELL ME MORE.
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am I capable of reading Gabe without going to Saporta? Nope
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and now I'm just imagining Mika crankily drinking his black coffee in the van, even after it's gone cold, and denying at great length that he has anything more than professional feelings and opinions and he's just so good at his job, that's why he's talking dirty to Gabe. :D?
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:DDDD YESSS EXACTLY. At first he was only acting professional because Gabe seemed to go for the serious, strait-laced type, but now he actually has friendshippy feelings for Gabe, and not just the "I wanna bang him like a screen door in a hurricane" type of feelings. HE'S JUST HELPING GABE GET INTO THE STRIPPER MOOD, MARCUS KRUGER. NOBODY NEEDS YOU SIDE-EYEING THEM. -- a Mika's super defensive thought process.
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:D :D :D super-defensive Mika ftw. does he help Gabe pick clothes, too? HE HAS TO BE IN CHARACTER OKAY? A STRIPPER WOULDN'T WEAR THAT, GABE. NOW TRY ON SOME TIGHTER JEANS.
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